My name is Junie B. Jones and the B stands for BACK ON MY BULLSHIT

Donald’s 10 year old son: *unplugs and plugs the router* Donald: son that is incredible

sometimes on the tumblrdotcom I see pictures of guys holding leashes around girls necks and maybe it is not my place to say but I think there are other more discreet ways to make sure you don’t get split up at the farmers market. Just agree on a landmark to meet at.

Real talk the fruit of the spirit is love joy peace patience kindness goodness faithfulness gentleness and self control

Ke$ha birthed Tove Lo you can’t tell me other wise

Growing up my parents made me believe that someone turning a light on in the car while I’m driving was going to be a much bigger issue in my life than it actually is.

ok but what is your favorite movie????? the one that you can watch at any time and it just takes you to that special place…. like … you’re real favorite movie, not the movie you tell to impress people :( the one that you unashamedly love with all your heart and would prob watch on your final day