Have Faith

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

For anyone asking, it’s from Terry Pratchett’s Wyrd Sisters.

I support gun grandma

We stan

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

Soup-serving robot fail. [video]

Simone Giertz, the self-proclaimed “Queen of Shitty Robots.” She intentionally engineers terrible robots just for fun.

If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them.

They can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

Basketball basketball we love basketball

Wow did I need this today

how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.

You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself 

Best advice ever

We as the human race don’t deserve dogs.

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what