this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry
Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks
For anyone asking, it’s from Terry Pratchett’s Wyrd Sisters.
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this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry
Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks
For anyone asking, it’s from Terry Pratchett’s Wyrd Sisters.

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Sixteenth of August 2018 | 21/100 intentional things
Today I made the mistake of sitting in the shade at a cafe, it was great for a bit but I got so cold that my fingers were numb and I couldn’t type 😂
I support gun grandma
We stan
Well, fuck me.
I’ve found it.
I’ve found the purest post on this hellsite.

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if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right
yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
Lmao
Soup-serving robot fail. [video]
Simone Giertz, the self-proclaimed “Queen of Shitty Robots.” She intentionally engineers terrible robots just for fun.
everything this woman makes is goddamn fantastic
So I went to her YouTube channel cuz I was like “yo I want some more funny robot videos.
Turns out:
Her latest update on twitter just came out less than a day ago:
Hopefully, her recovery goes well.
On a lighter note, when she discussed the possibility of going blind in one eye as a result of the surgery she got a comment:
She’s recovering wonderfully and she is not blind and doesnt have any complications! And she rented a full workshop, she used to work literally on the other side of her tiny basically one or two room house but now she has a whole workshop! I’m so happy for her
If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them.
They can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too

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please unmute this
I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to
Basketball basketball we love basketball
Wow did I need this today
how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.
You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself
Best advice ever
We as the human race don’t deserve dogs.
my psychiatrist to the receptionist when I walk in

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You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum.
Im sorry he wrote a fucking what
When day shifters talk about the things they’re able to do during during daylight hours: