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imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

you have a beautiful imagination

this gave me chills

this would make a really interesting anime

Oh fuck no…

deadpool has a taco. he unwraps it and starts eating it. he does not appear to be visibly happy about the situation, and keeps briefly looking at you every few seconds. you wait for the joke, but it never comes. he just eats. you realize that his expression is one of joyless apathy. he derives no pleasure from this experience, and it isn’t funny. he keeps looking at you. it is so hard to keep watching him. He finishes the taco. he unwraps another, and starts eating it. he says nothing. it is completely silent except for the sound of him eating. he has absolutely nothing to say. there is nothing LEFT to say. You realize how empty and pale your relationship with him has become, and how exhausted he is. he is so tired. his hands are shaking. You hate to look at him, but you cant look away. his body shakes with sobs, but his expression is finely controlled, and although his eyes are glossy and wet, not a tear is shed. He unwraps another taco. the joke never comes. it isn’t funny.

aaron burr backwards is burning anus