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Cruel, uncaring, insensitive, and dumb :

Yeah.........

He says “Yay for me, The Ratboy Genius!” But when his friends are around it’s “Yay for us!” He tells random live action animals about how cool his girlfriend is. He went to college for the history of Abraham Lincoln and nothing else. He greets everyone by saying “Knock Knock!” He goes up to a statue of Beethoven and claims Beethoven is his “good friend”

Disappeared for weeks and when his girlfriend Summer Solstice Baby checks in on him it turns out he has been spending his time using his self insert OC powers to become 3D. He later uses this ability to get Summer Solstice a new body and voice for her birthday and she is delighted.

Accidentally reality shifts into Minecraft and freaks out over Summer Solstice Baby getting kidnapped until some random stranger tells him to chill out and ride a roller coaster and he just goes “Okay :) Yay! ❤️” and by the time he gets back on task she’s already escaped with the help of his friends in a plan no one filled him in on until after the fact.

Creates his own TV channel and it’s the first thing he names that he doesn’t name after himself. It features a “fake news” show (basically the onion, it’s outlandish on purpose) and

But also he says things like this