HEY!

What is least likely to kill me

Look, I'm really sorry to say this. But at this point either you've connected the dots, or you're never going to.

What is least likely to kill me

Look, I'm really sorry to say this. But at this point either you've connected the dots, or you're never going to.

What is least likely to kill me

So who's gonna get mad if i eat raw meat

Your stomach probably.

Okay so nobody that matters thanks

isn't that how it works?

Not really, no.

The metal comes like that. Most of my piercings are silver, though.

isn't that how it works?

Not really, no.

why would i lie about this 

Nevermind ten minutes my little rat sibling stole my motherfucking skateboard again

ah the perks of being an only child. anyways im sitting with her out front when you get here 

Her life is worth objectively more than yours but if you’re gentle you can say hi. 

[The puppy sniffs him, curiously.] 

[He makes a weird noise like a deflating balloon and pats its head, very gently.]

So yeah, I got a puppy. 

[Spike is stroking the puppy. He doesn’t hear them.]

Spike. Spike are you in there?

Sorry. She’s teething. 

I would die for her.

If it comes to it you will.

[He is still petting the puppy. It is still chewing his fingers. There is a Mohawk-Wearing, Bass-Playing Fully Grown Man crouching on Fisher’s doorstep, petting a puppy.]

... So do you want to hold her? 

I can hold her?!

She’ll be too big to hold as an adult, so... 

[Spike very gently picks up the puppy, sits down with his legs crossed, and puts it in his lap.]

You said that about your cat, too. Starting to think you just like animals. 

She’s so small, Fisher! Look! She’s so sweet-

[He doesn't answer. He's stroking the puppy with one hand; the other is covered in dog drool, and he's wiping it off on his shirt.]

Spike, give me the dog back. 

Oh, come on- look at her, she's just got comfy!

Spike, dude, I’m sorry, but you can’t have my dog. 

I think it's mostly just dogs he doesn't like. It's, y'know, a whole thing.

Anything along the lines of “fuck around and find out.” 

You know what would be really fun and really stupid?

Oh? 

Camping in Mulberry woods.

That’s the stupidest string of word’s that’s ever come out of your mouth. I’m in. 

I'm going to try to rope Val in. You reckon we can persuade Acer 'n' Fable to come too?

You’re convincing Acer, I don’t even want to TRY and convince him to be near Valdis for more than 15 minutes.

Remind me again what the fuck that's all about?

I know, Spike, that’s why I got her. 

why would i lie about this 

Nevermind ten minutes my little rat sibling stole my motherfucking skateboard again

ah the perks of being an only child. anyways im sitting with her out front when you get here 

Her life is worth objectively more than yours but if you’re gentle you can say hi. 

[The puppy sniffs him, curiously.] 

[He makes a weird noise like a deflating balloon and pats its head, very gently.]

So yeah, I got a puppy. 

[Spike is stroking the puppy. He doesn’t hear them.]

Spike. Spike are you in there?

Sorry. She’s teething. 

I would die for her.

If it comes to it you will.

[He is still petting the puppy. It is still chewing his fingers. There is a Mohawk-Wearing, Bass-Playing Fully Grown Man crouching on Fisher’s doorstep, petting a puppy.]

... So do you want to hold her? 

I can hold her?!

She’ll be too big to hold as an adult, so... 

[Spike very gently picks up the puppy, sits down with his legs crossed, and puts it in his lap.]

You said that about your cat, too. Starting to think you just like animals. 

She’s so small, Fisher! Look! She’s so sweet-

[He doesn't answer. He's stroking the puppy with one hand; the other is covered in dog drool, and he's wiping it off on his shirt.]

Spike, give me the dog back. 

Oh, come on- look at her, she's just got comfy!

Spike, dude, I’m sorry, but you can’t have my dog. 

I think it's mostly just dogs he doesn't like. It's, y'know, a whole thing.

Anything along the lines of “fuck around and find out.” 

You know what would be really fun and really stupid?

Oh? 

Camping in Mulberry woods.

That’s the stupidest string of word’s that’s ever come out of your mouth. I’m in. 

I'm going to try to rope Val in. You reckon we can persuade Acer 'n' Fable to come too?

You’re convincing Acer, I don’t even want to TRY and convince him to be near Valdis for more than 15 minutes.

Remind me again what the fuck that's all about?

why would i lie about this 

Nevermind ten minutes my little rat sibling stole my motherfucking skateboard again

ah the perks of being an only child. anyways im sitting with her out front when you get here 

Her life is worth objectively more than yours but if you’re gentle you can say hi. 

[The puppy sniffs him, curiously.] 

[He makes a weird noise like a deflating balloon and pats its head, very gently.]

So yeah, I got a puppy. 

[Spike is stroking the puppy. He doesn’t hear them.]

Spike. Spike are you in there?

Sorry. She’s teething. 

I would die for her.

If it comes to it you will.

[He is still petting the puppy. It is still chewing his fingers. There is a Mohawk-Wearing, Bass-Playing Fully Grown Man crouching on Fisher’s doorstep, petting a puppy.]

... So do you want to hold her? 

I can hold her?!

She’ll be too big to hold as an adult, so... 

[Spike very gently picks up the puppy, sits down with his legs crossed, and puts it in his lap.]

You said that about your cat, too. Starting to think you just like animals. 

She’s so small, Fisher! Look! She’s so sweet-

[He doesn't answer. He's stroking the puppy with one hand; the other is covered in dog drool, and he's wiping it off on his shirt.]

Spike, give me the dog back. 

Oh, come on- look at her, she's just got comfy!

Spike, dude, I’m sorry, but you can’t have my dog. 

I think it's mostly just dogs he doesn't like. It's, y'know, a whole thing.

Anything along the lines of “fuck around and find out.” 

You know what would be really fun and really stupid?

Oh? 

Camping in Mulberry woods.

That’s the stupidest string of word’s that’s ever come out of your mouth. I’m in. 

I'm going to try to rope Val in. You reckon we can persuade Acer 'n' Fable to come too?

You’re convincing Acer, I don’t even want to TRY and convince him to be near Valdis for more than 15 minutes.

why would i lie about this 

Nevermind ten minutes my little rat sibling stole my motherfucking skateboard again

ah the perks of being an only child. anyways im sitting with her out front when you get here 

Her life is worth objectively more than yours but if you’re gentle you can say hi. 

[The puppy sniffs him, curiously.] 

[He makes a weird noise like a deflating balloon and pats its head, very gently.]

So yeah, I got a puppy. 

[Spike is stroking the puppy. He doesn’t hear them.]

Spike. Spike are you in there?

Sorry. She’s teething. 

I would die for her.

If it comes to it you will.

[He is still petting the puppy. It is still chewing his fingers. There is a Mohawk-Wearing, Bass-Playing Fully Grown Man crouching on Fisher’s doorstep, petting a puppy.]

... So do you want to hold her? 

I can hold her?!

She’ll be too big to hold as an adult, so... 

[Spike very gently picks up the puppy, sits down with his legs crossed, and puts it in his lap.]

You said that about your cat, too. Starting to think you just like animals. 

She’s so small, Fisher! Look! She’s so sweet-

[He doesn't answer. He's stroking the puppy with one hand; the other is covered in dog drool, and he's wiping it off on his shirt.]

Spike, give me the dog back. 

Oh, come on- look at her, she's just got comfy!

Spike, dude, I’m sorry, but you can’t have my dog. 

I think it's mostly just dogs he doesn't like. It's, y'know, a whole thing.

Anything along the lines of “fuck around and find out.” 

You know what would be really fun and really stupid?

Oh? 

Camping in Mulberry woods.

That’s the stupidest string of word’s that’s ever come out of your mouth. I’m in. 

why would i lie about this 

Nevermind ten minutes my little rat sibling stole my motherfucking skateboard again

ah the perks of being an only child. anyways im sitting with her out front when you get here 

Her life is worth objectively more than yours but if you’re gentle you can say hi. 

[The puppy sniffs him, curiously.] 

[He makes a weird noise like a deflating balloon and pats its head, very gently.]

So yeah, I got a puppy. 

[Spike is stroking the puppy. He doesn’t hear them.]

Spike. Spike are you in there?

Sorry. She’s teething. 

I would die for her.

If it comes to it you will.

[He is still petting the puppy. It is still chewing his fingers. There is a Mohawk-Wearing, Bass-Playing Fully Grown Man crouching on Fisher’s doorstep, petting a puppy.]

... So do you want to hold her? 

I can hold her?!

She’ll be too big to hold as an adult, so... 

[Spike very gently picks up the puppy, sits down with his legs crossed, and puts it in his lap.]

You said that about your cat, too. Starting to think you just like animals. 

She’s so small, Fisher! Look! She’s so sweet-

[He doesn't answer. He's stroking the puppy with one hand; the other is covered in dog drool, and he's wiping it off on his shirt.]

Spike, give me the dog back. 

Oh, come on- look at her, she's just got comfy!

Spike, dude, I’m sorry, but you can’t have my dog. 

I think it's mostly just dogs he doesn't like. It's, y'know, a whole thing.

Anything along the lines of “fuck around and find out.” 

You know what would be really fun and really stupid?

Oh? 

why would i lie about this 

Nevermind ten minutes my little rat sibling stole my motherfucking skateboard again

ah the perks of being an only child. anyways im sitting with her out front when you get here 

Her life is worth objectively more than yours but if you’re gentle you can say hi. 

[The puppy sniffs him, curiously.] 

[He makes a weird noise like a deflating balloon and pats its head, very gently.]

So yeah, I got a puppy. 

[Spike is stroking the puppy. He doesn’t hear them.]

Spike. Spike are you in there?

Sorry. She’s teething. 

I would die for her.

If it comes to it you will.

[He is still petting the puppy. It is still chewing his fingers. There is a Mohawk-Wearing, Bass-Playing Fully Grown Man crouching on Fisher’s doorstep, petting a puppy.]

... So do you want to hold her? 

I can hold her?!

She’ll be too big to hold as an adult, so... 

[Spike very gently picks up the puppy, sits down with his legs crossed, and puts it in his lap.]

You said that about your cat, too. Starting to think you just like animals. 

She’s so small, Fisher! Look! She’s so sweet-

[He doesn't answer. He's stroking the puppy with one hand; the other is covered in dog drool, and he's wiping it off on his shirt.]

Spike, give me the dog back. 

Oh, come on- look at her, she's just got comfy!

Spike, dude, I’m sorry, but you can’t have my dog. 

I think it's mostly just dogs he doesn't like. It's, y'know, a whole thing.

Anything along the lines of “fuck around and find out.” 

why would i lie about this 

Nevermind ten minutes my little rat sibling stole my motherfucking skateboard again

ah the perks of being an only child. anyways im sitting with her out front when you get here 

Her life is worth objectively more than yours but if you’re gentle you can say hi. 

[The puppy sniffs him, curiously.] 

[He makes a weird noise like a deflating balloon and pats its head, very gently.]

So yeah, I got a puppy. 

[Spike is stroking the puppy. He doesn’t hear them.]

Spike. Spike are you in there?

Sorry. She’s teething. 

I would die for her.

If it comes to it you will.

[He is still petting the puppy. It is still chewing his fingers. There is a Mohawk-Wearing, Bass-Playing Fully Grown Man crouching on Fisher’s doorstep, petting a puppy.]

... So do you want to hold her? 

I can hold her?!

She’ll be too big to hold as an adult, so... 

[Spike very gently picks up the puppy, sits down with his legs crossed, and puts it in his lap.]

You said that about your cat, too. Starting to think you just like animals. 

She’s so small, Fisher! Look! She’s so sweet-

[He doesn't answer. He's stroking the puppy with one hand; the other is covered in dog drool, and he's wiping it off on his shirt.]

Spike, give me the dog back. 

Oh, come on- look at her, she's just got comfy!

Spike, dude, I’m sorry, but you can’t have my dog. 

I think it's mostly just dogs he doesn't like. It's, y'know, a whole thing.

why would i lie about this 

Nevermind ten minutes my little rat sibling stole my motherfucking skateboard again

ah the perks of being an only child. anyways im sitting with her out front when you get here 

Her life is worth objectively more than yours but if you’re gentle you can say hi. 

[The puppy sniffs him, curiously.] 

[He makes a weird noise like a deflating balloon and pats its head, very gently.]

So yeah, I got a puppy. 

[Spike is stroking the puppy. He doesn’t hear them.]

Spike. Spike are you in there?

Sorry. She’s teething. 

I would die for her.

If it comes to it you will.

[He is still petting the puppy. It is still chewing his fingers. There is a Mohawk-Wearing, Bass-Playing Fully Grown Man crouching on Fisher’s doorstep, petting a puppy.]

... So do you want to hold her? 

I can hold her?!

She’ll be too big to hold as an adult, so... 

[Spike very gently picks up the puppy, sits down with his legs crossed, and puts it in his lap.]

You said that about your cat, too. Starting to think you just like animals. 

She’s so small, Fisher! Look! She’s so sweet-

[He doesn't answer. He's stroking the puppy with one hand; the other is covered in dog drool, and he's wiping it off on his shirt.]

Spike, give me the dog back. 

Oh, come on- look at her, she's just got comfy!

Spike, dude, I’m sorry, but you can’t have my dog.