walk straight into the bank

bodhi does not fuck with beaches that can harbor cactuses

listen if diesel 3.0's a shitshow let's just migrate back to pdth. let's all try to run down heat street and die horribly. it will be beautiful.

my favorite activity is asking bonnie about the weather and getting a glass bottle smashed against my face

joy has found herself saying "please come hit the quan with captain hook in fortnite" more often than she'd like

sydney has purchased a hillary clinton ventriloquist dummy off facebook marketplace for twenty dollars

jimmy is hunched over the sink, trying desperately to rinse the cum out of some fuzzy pink handcuffs. he's on the verge of tears.

one time i saw sangres swallow a cigar whole and it was so so fuckign scary

houston can't stop thinking about the weird way that wolf pronounces "vehicle"

dragan has died. badly.