walk straight into the bank

let's make houston eat lavender

hoxton has bugbites on his ankles and it is possibly the worst thing

duke has exploded into a shower of gore but there's way too many spleens

jimmy has a theory about the first bisexual caveman

bulldozer done tore my pussy up!!!!!!!!!!!!

five beers and mimicking the way dallas says "jim" in the hoxout trailer until it stops being hilarious

you may think i'm compensating for choosing the b9-s with the m308 but actually i'm so shit at aiming that i'm virtually useless. "and what of the gl40?" sometimes the shield hitboxes are stupid so that's 50/50 at best. in short i love stupid loadouts when given the opportunity #WithoutMyReinbeckIAmNothing

"inside you there are two wolves" actually there's one and he's not inside of me. he's right beside me. we're watching In The Line Of Fire on VHS. jacket is also here.

sokol is currently serving cunt