ʙ ʀ ᴏ ᴛ ʜ ᴇ ʀ

“You’re talking to me.”

    ❛ is that, like against the law or something ? ❜

“What do you want, Bobby?”

“Oh, really? Because I should be going to work.”

    ❛ call in SICK or something. ❜

“Well… I guess I could make out with you.”

    ❛ i’m surprisingly okay with that. ❜

“And what am I supposed to do about it?”

                     “that IS what i said,                                         isn’t it?”

“Bobby, I’m a little busy right now.”

                     “true ━ that is true.                                        maybe the library. he’s… smart?”

                          ❛ uh  ━━ nope. no clue.                             why are you asking me? ❜

“Uh… Nope, sorry, not a clue.       Maybe he has a girlfriend?       He seems pretty close with Hayden.”

“Bobby… Oh, it’s not you. I’m going to let you catch up, that’s all.”

❛ babe, we can catch up later. i was hoping you guys would spend some time together. ❜

❛ because what about me SCREAMS sweetheart to you and don’t say it’s because i’m short because i’ll murder you in your sleep if you do. ❜