"--Lovely. --No, really. When I said come join                                           me in the pool I definitely meant do a fuckin’                                           big cannon ball and drown me. Nice to know                                            we're on the same page."

            “You sound like a novel written by a man.”

           “I am way too old for you. I just realized how old I am and how young you are.” She blinked. “It’s nearly ten years.” She blinked again.

        “So are lethal blondes your type or          do you just like these shoes?”

 ❝ I DIDN'T COME FOR HAPPILY EVER AFTER,          ——————————— I CAME FOR REVENGE .❞

       “Tell me you didn’t do that because that sounds like a horrible idea.” And it had truly sounded like a terrible plan. Then again, he found that most of the ideas, thoughts, and plans of the people who lived in Mystic Falls were ultimately horrible. “You can’t just walk up to a guy and tell him you have feelings for him two minutes after his girlfriend dumps him. That’d be like me walking up to you, punching you in the face, and then handing you a candy bar.”

     but it’s CHRISTMAS, lydia. it’s a santa hat.