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Its for you not the person who hurt you.

Me: huh. I wonder how they make it work.

Wife: they dont have to listen to eachother chew cereal.

Spiderman: Yo Deadpool you ready to kick some ass?

Deadpool: You know it Spiderman.

(Next day)

Deadpool: Time to kill Peter Parker.

Deadpool: *Kills Peter* Ah now that's over.

(A week later)

Reyes: What? That thing is not my son.

Reinhardt: Surely he is! What other living human could stand to be around you?

Genji: I thought he was your kid too, I just thought we weren’t supposed to say anything about it.

Reyes: Oh, for- alright, if you thought that McCree was my kid, raise your hand.

(everyone raises their hand)

Reyes: …Jesse, put your hand down.

McCree: Sorry, Dad. I mean Gabe.