All I want for 2026, and generally in life, is someone to stand up for me like Sarah Paulson stands up for the city’s pigeons. The passion, the conviction, the care. Give me a male Sarah universe please, Count Dracula outfit can stay.

also (and I feel the need to add this to every AI post) it is incredibly bad for our environment and is actively stealing water away from people’s homes.

Ain't no way those motherfuckers put those bitches looking at each other like that and expected us to believe they weren't madly in love

From "you're Henry's birth mother?" to "she'll always be Madam Mayor to me." they found each other over and over again, in every realm, in every situation.

Someone on X said Jac is having all these interviews and talking about all these deleted Agathario scenes because she's seeing the outrage about lack of backstory and trying to do damage control. Dare I say I believe this to be true?

Wait. Agatha is always present in moments of death and devastation (the hindenburg, the titanic, etc). Looking at what we might know about Rio and Agatha’s history, these tragedies could serve as offerings from Agatha to Death herself. She sacrifices all these people to give Death “bodies,” something she’s expressed she needs.

“How to get the savior to taste my forbidden fruit?”

Little Billy liked Agatha because she was quiet! For whatever reason he can't hear her thoughts. And that was a good thing. But now it's sad because he doesn't know if she's lying now, or what she's really thinking.