Shipped Everywhere

In Your Eyes I’d Like to Stay

“Comparisons are easily done Once you’ve had a taste of perfection Like an apple hanging from a tree I picked the ripest one, I still got the seed You said move on, where do I go? I guess second best is all I will know ‘Cause when I’m with her I am thinking of you Thinking of you, what you would do If you were the one who was spending the night Oh, I wish that I was looking into your eyes You’re like an Indian Summer in the middle of winter Like a hard candy with a surprise center How do I get better once I’ve had the best? You said there’s tons of fish in the water, so the waters I will test She kissed my lips, I taste your mouth She pulled me in, I was disgusted with myself ”

You were my new dream.

Tim: I wanna lie in a coffin..

Jason: Then slide into my bed

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Wally: Fuck the police

Tim: Well, my brother is a cop so if you’d like to-

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Dick: Forgive me Tim

Dick: I’m so sorry

Dick: I didn’t- I didn’t mean to do what I did

Dick, tearing up: If only I had known what damage I would cause you…

Tim: How do you expect me to forgive you?

Tim: After everything you did to me?

Tim: Do you think it’s that easy?

Tim: That it is so easy to get over the fact you drank my coffee in my favorite mug?

Tim: You destroyed me, Dick

Tim: How… How could you?

Tim: I trusted you

Tim: I will avenge it, though

Tim: *reaches for Dick’s cereal*

Dick, gasping: No, Tim, please don’t…

Tim: Oh, now you don’t want to be forgiven?

Tim: *walking over to the window and opening it*

Dick: NOOOOOO!

Tim: *throws the cereal out*

Jason, who walked in on them and just watched the whole time:

Jason: What the fu-

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Damian: How come girls don’t approach me?

Jon: You are gay and my boyfriend-

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Tim: Do I look gay enough?

Kon: Dude you have a huge ass gay flag hanging from your shoulders and are wearing rainbow jeans

Kon: There is ‘Hella gay and hella taken’ written on your rainbow shirt

Kon: There is a rainbow flower crown on top of your head

Kon: And Jason is kneading your ass and has his hands on you all time

Kon: So yeah, you look gay enough

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Tim: Wanna know what?

Jason: What?

Tim: I’m gonna start a TV show called 'Spilling tea with Tim’

Tim: There I am gonna gossip about everything and anything with other people

Tim: No secret, embarrassing moment or scandal of people I don’t like or who don’t like me will be left unrevealed

Tim: My gossips are gonna be so friggin’ juicy that everyone will hear about it and love it

Tim: No one will be safe

Jason: Tim, baby, please, it’s 4 am-

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Jason: Tim is so innocent

Jason: He wouldn’t even be able to hurt a fly

Damian:

Damian: Grayson literally has his whole arm bandaged because Drake bit his arm everywhere so hard that the blood wouldn’t stop coming out for hours

I’m dying for this story, ‘Night time, My time’ by @lscar123

They’re so lovely, the batfamily dynamic is amazing, the story is fantastic, and OMG I wanna see where the story will go!!

Check it out here! >> https://archiveofourown.org/works/15850650/chapters/41309756

Ps1. Dami is so adorable giving Timmy a shovel talk LOL

‘It’s like a tag, only with drugs’ by @satire-please

Fan arts for the 3rd & 4th part of this story. I’ll admit I finished them much faster than I originally thought. Yeah, that’s the OTP power I guess…

Version bird-JayTim.

“Impatient, aren’t you?”

Roy, Jason, and Jason.

Ra’s, you are not welcome here! GET OUT.