hi everyone, welcome to my chaos dumpster fire. here you can expect to find selfships with all my blorbos, as well as ocs and various types of self-insert characters. please don't interact if you're just gonna troll or if you're garbage (racist, queerphobic, sexist, etc) because i will block you
i am currently rotating a billion f/o's right now:
jenny calendar & rupert giles / buffy the vampire slayer
master sol / star wars: the acolyte
baze malbus & chirrut imwe / star wars: rogue one
thorin oakenshield / the hobbit trilogy
my ocs & oc x canon ships:
buji'la ta (oc) / garsa fwip, the book of boba fett
dе́da casan (oc/self insert) / ?, star wars: the clone wars
eugénie (elouan) ropars (oc/self-insert) / the phantom, the phantom of the opera
këaloha (oc) / elendil & miriel, the rings of power
llyn smallburrow (oc/self-insert) / thorin oakenshield, the hobbit trilogy -> ship tag
lumbini (oc) / tauriel, the hobbit trilogy -> ship tag
nasrin (oc) / eowyn, the lord of the rings trilogy
tsiuri ya (oc) / master sol, star wars: the acolyte
here are the rest of my more casual f/os:
king yeomra / along with the gods movies
grayson / arcane
sherlock holmes / basil rathbone movies
the doctor / doctor who -> 3, 6, war, 9, 11, 12, 13, 15, and fugitive (i also love to dabble in genderbending them or recasting for funsies)
the master / doctor who -> delgado, missy, dhawan
jo grant / doctor who
yasmin khan / doctor who
the creature / frankenstein (book & 2025 movie)
elizabeth harlander / frankenstein (2025 movie)
ip man / ip man series*
caine & koji / john wick 4
steven grant / moon knight (mcu)
the phantom / phantom of the opera (movie and/or musical)
komaram bheem / rrr*
cho hyun-ju / squid game
seong gi-hun / squid game
philippa georgiou / star trek: discovery
spock / star trek: the original series
data / star trek: the next generation
kathryn janeway / star trek: voyager
chakotay / star trek: voyager
mae aniseya / star wars: the acolyte
osha aniseya / star wars: the acolyte
emerie karr / star wars: the bad batch
finn / star wars: the sequel trilogy
tauriel / the hobbit trilogy
elendil & miriel / the rings of power
* while these are technically based on real people, i'm only here for the fictionalized characters in these movies. rpf is not my thing.
also some tags i use to keep things organized/for reference:
lore -> anything to do with my thoughts on a character/relationship, au ideas, stories, etc
art -> commissions and my own work (specified in each post)
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a character study of my self-insert, rupert giles, and jenny calendar as told thru music (aka i got way too attached to a doomed canon couple and the infamous band candy episode). also featuring some random headcanons i have for jenny<3
(i personally subscribe to the 'jenny emigrated to the us as a young girl' headcanon, most likely moving to new york city and living there until her late teens)
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(after the early to mid 80s, i like to think jenny gets really invested in the riot grrrl scene. i think she'd feel really seen and validated by the intense emotions and heavy subjects in the lyrics, and it would help inspire her as she grows up and becomes a staunch feminist)
(around 19/20 is when i think jenny would've made it out to chicago. since there's a considerable kalderash community out there, maybe she heard about it from an extended family member? i don't think she'd stay there long, but she needs time away from her parents and all the destiny they keep piling onto her shoulders)
(listen i just think that jenny should be allowed to be one of those sapphics who has a phase where her apartment is covered with tasteful/artistic depictions of the female form, and yes that applies to album covers)
(i chose loredana's 1994 atitudine album for jenny here because it was one of the most (only? few?) easily accessible rock adjacent romanian albums of the 90s that wasn't made by a guy. i don't know that loredana would usually be jenny's favorite artist, but i think she'd enjoy the vibes going on regardless)
(short little blurbs here, but i don't think there's much more to say on these.)
(i was torn here on having jenny's music lean more towards punk/grunge/riot grrrl or towards something completely different bc on one hand, i think listening to familiar music after almost dying would be really comforting. but on the other hand, i think having a near death experience that intense would be jarring enough to send jenny into a completely different genre & the cranberries have that depressed rock sound that i think would suit her new mindset while she's recovering while also being upbeat on occasion.)
me: i'll make a playlist of music from 1970-98 that my buffy self insert would realistically listen to, i'm sure it'll be sooooo different from my usual taste in music
also me: wow why are all these 80s and 90s hits already in my liked songs playlist
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6|- what’s a song that you and your f/o can dance around the kitchen to?
IF ANYONE'S GOT ME, I KNOW PROLET'S GOT ME THANK YOUUUU BESTIE
hmmmmmmm, well u may have already guessed i'm working on our playlist rn considering all the questions i was asking u earlier. but i'll go with a few songs from some of my favorite 80s/90s genres so that i can properly annoy jenny & rupert's finely tuned punk rock sensibilities.
sweet dreams is obviously really popular and i feel like jenny would enjoy it (she probably likes a few eurythmics songs anyway) and dance along with me. rupert tolerates it. barely. he probably just enjoys watching us being silly together and tries to block the rest out
dirty diana (this is played solely because it makes rupert very flustered), remember the time (brings out my inner smooth talker/romantic fuckboy and it makes jenny laugh), you are not alone (again, played solely because rupert hates it and i get to serenade him like a dork while he pretends not to enjoy me getting all up in his personal space), really anything from michael jackson with varying levels of acceptance and enjoyment depending on the era
it's gonna be me/show me the meaning of being lonely i really want you to sit with the concept of forcing rupert (mr punk rock himself) and jenny (monster truck rally lover and prince aficionado) to endure the backstreet boys & nsync
there are more, but this is quickly turning into a "diana ragebaits her partners" post rather than a valid response to the prompt so we're gonna stop now sdfhgjsdfjh
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these hands of mine were clumsy, a dialendiles ficlet
Because if Diana was the sun, then Jenny was the moon. Mysterious and unknowable, mystical, powerful, and devastatingly beautiful - that was his Jenny, their Jenny, and Rupert had always been keen to orbit them both. With the sun to give him strength and the moon to give him hope, he had fallen for them fast and hard, never once daring to look back until he was so lost within the aether of space that he feared he would never find his way back home. What a self-fulfilling prophecy that had turned out to be.
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Imagine your f/o hugging you from behind, their chest pressed to your back. They rest their head on top of yours, on your shoulder, next to your own, whichever you prefer / choose.
