They Call Me The Squeaker

another person has hit the system

short shorts visible self harm scars voted best look of the summer 2026

also 👆 having your tail out

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

New eeveelution. luncheon

*whipes sweat off fore head* heh. Tough crowd. Is this thing on. Hello

It's just a regular eevee with a baloney slice on it's face.

Unless you were a tech at NASA back in the day, when one time some hydrogen a) escaped in a particular building, and b) caught on fire. This was extremely difficult because hydrogen does NOT burn on the visible spectrum humans evolved to see (and flee). Rather, it technically does, but it’s so pale that in practice, no one could see it. Additionally, pure hydrogen burns without smoke and with so little ambient heat that you can’t really sense it till you walk into it. So, per the lore, for a few days all the techs in that building just walked around brandishing brooms in front of them like lances. If your broom lit on fire, congrats! You have located more burning hydrogen! Do not proceed!

Me protecting my family from john green

i hope doctor fester gets me a birthday present

"but paws how could god fumble a tgirl if He hasn't created humans yet?" she was an angel. like all trans women. write that down.

thank you. yes.