They Call Me The Squeaker

another person has hit the system

this genuinely made me so happy

full shakespearean tragedy but it's entirely focused on how a girl needs to go to bed because she has work in five hours

three hours

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

this genuinely made me so happy

i go on bluesky until the liberals piss me off, i go on tumblr until the communists piss me off, i go on twitter until the bitchy reactionary girls and gays piss me off

its real convenient that they flew the planes into the twin towers on the 11th cause if they had waited a day they wouldnt have been there anymore