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“I am well. I am feeling better than I did previously, now that I feel my prayer has been heard. And yourself? I want to apologize why I have not been in your presence recently. I’ve been terribly busy.”
“I’ve been... well, as alright as I can be. Better, now that the plague is finally gone.”
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“Oh, it’s only you.” Lucretia said, standing herself up from her knees. “It’s perfectly fine, I’m just finishing.”
“Only me,” he confirmed with a small smile. “How are you?”
“ Are you here to pray, or do you plan to bother me during prayer…? “
“I didn’t mean to disturb you, Lucretia. I’ll be silent until you’re finished.”
“Perhaps for the English, but us Scots value the quality. I do hope you don’t feel too threatened by my confidence.”
“Oh, you’d love to think that, now wouldn’t you?”
“Wager? Very well, Mr. Finnegan, what shall we wage? Oh but please, do not put up anything you aren’t willing to lose.”
“Pride is a sin, my dear.”
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“Thank you” the duchess mumbled softly. “You may very well be the only one that has” Slowly, she got up from the cold tiles as she realized her feet were not longer as wobbly and her mind’s state of panic was slightly gone. Yet the pain clearly was not. “Yes, arrangements must be made and I… I need some time alone”
“Do you want me to fetch anyone?”
Ysabelle was so glad and happy she had found somebody that could help her, keep her from failing her people and making a mess of everything, she barely noticed how uncomfortable Peter was under her touch. How awkwardly he pated her head as if he tried to comfort a dog instead of a girl. “Excuse me, my lord. I did not mean to become so overly excited like that. Forgive me” she said with her eyes cast down, but the smile refused to dissapear from her features. “I believe we must start soon, as I am afraid my duties do not wait. I can only hope I can be good enough…”
“You will be. I have complete faith in you.”
He didn’t, really.
“Right now, though, is a time of mourning,” he said. “You just suffered a terrible loss.”
ᴡʜᴏ’s ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʟɪsᴛᴇɴ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴜɴ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ʟɪᴇs?
“I’m not acting suspicious! You’re acting suspicious!”
“Ohhhh-kay, Twitchy.”
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peter, to ysabelle: now, just stick to the list i gave you, and you'll be fine. i have complete and total faith in you.
peter, to the camera: there's like a 30% chance she's gonna die.
“Behold! The world’s most distracting object!”
“...That’s a fork.”
Grunkle Stan Sentence Starters
“Behold! The world’s most distracting object!”
“Now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car?”
“My ex-wife still misses me…but her aim is gettin’ better!”
“Have you seen my pants?”
“For tonight’s final illusion, we have the incredible “Sack of Mystery.” When you put your money in, it mysteriously disappears!”
“Bodies change, honey. Bodies change…”
“I can’t find the remote and I refuse to stand up!”
“Can I scratch myself now?”
“The young people of this town want fun; I’ll smother ‘em with fun!”
“I will break you, little man!”
“When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal!”
“You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns, in case someone maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.”
“My one and only dream, which was to possess money, has come true!”
“I was awoken by the sound of mockery. Where is it? Show me the object of ridicule!”
“You’re the light of my life too, pal.”
“Why is there a pig jumping out of my chest?!”
“Sorry. It’s just hard to focus on what you’re saying with that squeaky puberty voice you got there.”
“Thanks, beautiful woman. But I couldn’t have done it without my sidekick, Footbot.”
“I’m gonna teach this bear… to drive!”
“Sometimes, I think: Is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punch line? That we’re all just biding our time until the sweet, sweet, release of death?”
“Yeah, nothing like sitting in a moist tub with strangers.”
“Yes! Burn the child!”
“Mm! Those cannibals are onto something. I taste delicious!”
“Look. It all begins with this little fella, the pituitary gland. He may be little, but he has big plans.”
“Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face.”
“Darn beautiful men, always eating out of my trash… “
“He’s a fat, naked, jerk.”
“I’m not acting suspicious! You’re acting suspicious!”
“That picture’s taken out of context.”
“The entire lower half of your body is on fire.”
“My greatest achievement! Probably should’ve worn pants.”
“I don’t know what I’d do with myself if you got hurt on my watch.”
“They’re like pancakes, but they probably have some of my hair in them.”
“Is it legal for a child to wear that much make-up?”
“I don’t know, we’d have to break in and - Just kidding, let’s break in!!”
“Children fighting! I can sell this!”
“Sometimes, a man has to steal an animatronic badger to stay in this crazy game called life.”
“Can I have my hands back? I have a certain gesture I’d like to share with you.”
“You really think I’m a bad guy?”
“Wherever we go, we go together.”
“This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen! And I once saw a dead rat floatin’ in a bucket!”
“Beep boop. I am a nerd robot. That’s you.That’s what you sound like.”
“I don’t need you! I don’t need anyone!”
“You ruined my life!”
“You really aren’t gonna thank me, are you?”
“Only a game designed by nerds would have “charisma” as a fantasy power.”
“For your information, I was gonna shoplift most of this.”
“I always say words that come out of my brain. If my head says, that lady’s got an ugly baby, my mouth says, ‘whoa, lady, you got one ugly baby.’”
“That llama knew too much.”
“So then I said to the bouncer, ‘Where’s your ID, ugly?’ That’s where I got this scar.”
“Oh, I seem to have lost my number! Can I borrow yours?”
“I don’t know. One minute we’re having the perfect date, and the next minute she’s growing extra legs and encasing me in webbing. Women, right?”
“There certainly is no mistake. I have been told by many that I am just as good as any King when it comes to cards and if you disagree then I suggest you prove me wrong.”
“Fine. What do you say we make a little wager?”
RIP MY MUSE’S HEART OUT IN ONE ASK.
Go serious, go dark, go full out heartbreaking. PULL AT MY MUSE’S FEELS.
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OR MAYBE NOT. \ ( @///////@ ) /
Maybe ( > 3 > ) ;;;
