So I ran...right into you

spider man would have a tumblr i think

he made a tumblr account back when it was more normal for celebrities to be on tumblr and just never deleted it. nobody believes that it's the real actual spider man but it is. long time followers are like no no he's posted proof here are the receipts. occasionally he shows up on posts where he's mentioned to jumpscare people.

wait do you think so

Nah, on second thoughts this would never work

A free-range group therapy called "get herded, idiot", where you and everyone in your group is set loose to run around on an open field while a highly trained shepherd dog tries to keep you all in one group. I am not sure what benefit this would have for anyone involved.

you’ve got to give grace and rocky species dysphoria

words that grace will never truly understand because he can’t even hear half the tones. conversations he can’t hold because he’s only capable of communicating one concept at a time. skin that’s far too soft and sensitive. a perception of the world that rocky can’t even imagine. information about places that he can’t remember with his perfect memory. no tongue to click consonants. hands with two few claws and missing joints

something something everything about grace is exposed it’s impossible to keep anything to himself. his body his emotions his pain every little thing is broadcasted in every little action/inaction. rocky is a creature of thick carapace and sharp claws and only one entrance. he has to let go of every survival instinct to lay himself bare*. i think these things can cause at least a little jealousy in both of them. grace “i’ve always wanted to be mysterious” the walking talking jellyfish vs rocky (desperately desperately desperately lonely and also allergic to admitting his forty years in space in a mausoleum was traumatizing)

what absolutely makes the end of brand new day for me, with ned remembering and recognizing peter, is that … it’s so in character. like jean says it earlier, mj would be sick at the idea of a perfect fairytale kiss waking the princess up ooh so cute BLEGH!! she would hate that. ned, on the other hand? ned would LOVE the idea that they broke the spell and got his memories back by doing their super special best friend handshake, ned would love the whole fairytale magical remembering thing, he would just be all over that.

kudos to tom holland for making peter's arguments with frank seem so incredibly new yorker. the accent and gesticulating intensifying every time they got into it was really fucking funny

Tuna melt au where Shane starts freaking out and so to distract him Ilya is like "I got the marble imported from Turkey, custom cut by a local contractor here in Boston" and Shane wants to have a freak out but he's always wondered about the quality of marble from Turkey, he got his counters from Italy and China but he saw options from Turkey and Brazil and wondered. He really should go, but now he's wondering if Ilya will answer his other questions like who was the architect that built this house and where did ilya find that tile that's in his guest bathroom. Basically Ilya using Shane's real estate fetish to keep him from running out during the tuna meltdown.