Home of the infamous 10 mustard sandwich

'I wish for you all the stars in the sky and all the beauty of the earth' Ok thanks. If it's all the same to you. How bout $23?

see! i’m a bargain at only $22.99!

My friends are worried about me unfortunately 😔

they’ve found out that i am an imminent threat

BIG time!!!

you fool. bugs are small. SMALL time!!!

Theu got sum ber t in america is called abbreviated umm NEVERMIND someone who reminded me of something made a mistake BUT I was gonna talk about the bar tailed godwit I don't really know much about them but I like their name it's cool

a man walked into a bar tailed godwit,

MAMDANI FOR PRIME MINISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

friend he is in new York not new Zealand

Watching breaking bad Eating bean salad Only thing that could make it better... hmmmmmmm

watching Toe Fingerman watch breaking bad and eat bean salad Only thing that could make it better… hmmmmmm

Watching my dad struggle to make coal slaw right now...

Son I Am Struggling To Make Coal Slaw Please Help

THE BURGER LINGERIE IS FROM NZ!!!!!!!! NATIONAL TAONGA!!!!!!!!!!!!! INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

toe fingerman in new zealand burger lingerie WHEN

A brave, large, round, green, Kākāpō walks cautiously through the wood. What he is doing is very smart but also very dangerous

Nothing a kakapo has ever done is smart There’s a reason they had to put them all on an island right at the bottom of the country… BUT one did try to shag a British guys head once so they get a pass…

maybe i’m a kakapo 🤔 british guys have very attractive heads

Fuuuuck apparently man flu is real my dad got sick and just told me to have a good life. You ain't dying man you got the same thing I had 5 days ago which BY THE WAY you told me man up over and sent me to school with

man flew? i didn’t know they could do that

What's an alternative to hitting myself in the head with a hairbrush as hard as I can that won't make as much noise

Hit someone else's head

hit toe fingerman’s head

Ma once put avocado on a pizza

and Pa put pizza on avocado

ONE DAY ALL TH E BULLSHIT WILL BE GONE!!!!!!!! YOU JUSY GOTTA HANG ON LIKE AN ICE AXE !!!!!!!!!

i’ll never be gone .dont worry

It's cos if you were a mint plant and your were unwell brainually you would have a mintell illness because you are a mint Which is also a garnish in many things like a mojito and also it goes in tea sometimes 👍

me? if i was a mint? well i don’t think i’d have a mintal illness i think id be on mintidepressants.

In my #hashtag my posthumous jackward era #my

oh you’re posthumous alright

What the fuck is thi s bullshti

me! i’m bullshit!!

PROJECT HAIL MARY SOOOOOO GOOD MAN!!!