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Chapters: 3/? Fandom: MASH (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: B. J. Hunnicutt/Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Peg Hayden & B.J. Hunnicutt, Peg Hayden/Original Female Character Characters: B. J. Hunnicutt, Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Eventual Smut, as a treat, don't blame me, Blame my addled fandom brain, No outline we die like men, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Could Be Persuaded to Write Another Bibliography Though Summary:
It starts out as a joke. Maybe a little bit of an insurance policy, which is the way BJ frames it to his friends, but mostly a joke. BJ is angry, bitter, very homosexual, and even worse than that, drafted. So, he figures, why not try and have a little fun, even if he’s the only one who’s actually in on the punchline?
