The Final Resort (AP)

warning  :  these  are  nsfw  and  very  smut  related.

❛  what’s the matter? can’t keep up?  ❜

❛  am i going too fast for you?  ❜

❛  raise up some, i can’t breath.  ❜

❛  wait, you’re going to go down there?  ❜

❛  please, no, i just want to hurry up here.  ❜

❛  well, what do you think? you like?  ❜

❛  are just going to stand there the whole time?  ❜

❛  my tongue is all for you.  ❜

❛  where did you learn that from?  ❜

❛  oh, i’ve got a new trick i want to show you. ❜

❛  i know exactly what you want and how you want it. ❜

❛  you’re the best i’ve ever had. ❜

❛  just kiss me, touch me…  ❜

❛  just touch me here..  ❜

❛  i want to touch you.  ❜

❛  hey, do you feel that?  ❜

❛  you always make me get horny.  ❜

❛  this isn’t what i had in mind but okay.  ❜

❛  this is nice, wow, feels nice.  ❜

❛  i got a bed in the other room.  ❜

❛  just kiss my lips.  ❜

❛  i want you to hold me when we’re done.  ❜

❛  take me and don’t have mercy on me.  ❜

❛  make love to me.  ❜

❛  you never want to change things up.  ❜

❛  what is this? is this what i think it is?  ❜

❛  so, do you like it cold or hot?  ❜

❛  keep on touching me there.  ❜

❛  go down a little further.  ❜

❛  what? are you scared?  ❜

❛  keep going, make my legs shake.  ❜

❛  yes, that feels good.  ❜

❛  you do magic with your tongue.  ❜

❛  i like your fingers and your tongue.  ❜

❛  use your fingers and tongue.  ❜

❛  i think i’m going to cum..  ❜

❛  oh, don’t tease me now.  ❜

❛  i enjoy teasing you.  ❜

❛  beg for it.  ❜

❛  i’m ready for you now.  ❜

❛  you make me so … ready.  ❜

❛  can’t hardly contain getting aroused when you’re in my presence.  ❜

❛  do you live to arouse me?  ❜

❛  well, let’s do this instead.  ❜

❛  you screamed the whole time, not sure if that’s good or bad.  ❜

❛  make me scream, come on, let’s see if you can. ❜

❛  i just wanna have some fun is all.  ❜

❛  don’t forget who taught you that.  ❜

❛  make me quiver and shake.  ❜

❛  mmm, yes….. that feels nice.  ❜

❛  give it to me rough.  ❜

❛  you don’t have to be so gentle with me.  ❜

❛  mmm, let’s take things slow tonight.  ❜

❛  let’s make each other last all night long.  ❜

❛  what’s wrong? never slept with someone before?  ❜

❛  why are you so nervous? don’t tell me it’s your first time. ❜

❛  just close your eyes and kiss me…  ❜

❛  just touch me where you want to touch me.  ❜

❛  what if i just dropped to my knees now.  ❜

❛  undress me.  ❜

Requested by Anonymous

“When was the last time you slept?” 

“What? Sorry, I’m having trouble focusing…” 

“…What was I doing?” 

“What are you doing?” 

“Did you see that? No?” 

“I haven’t slept in almost __ days.” 

“You look absolutely terrible.” 

“I’m so exhausted I don’t feel tired anymore.” 

“I don’t think I can stand up without things spinning.” 

“You need to go to bed.” 

“I can’t sleep.” 

“You aren’t making any sense.” 

“…What?” 

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“So if you’re done, I’ll be getting my clothes now.”

“Think of this as a lifetime opportunity, because it’s never happening again.”

“That can’t seriously be it…”

“Is asking for cuddles afterwards really too much for you?”

“Well, that was awkward and inadequate. But you get an A for effort I guess…”

“Come on don’t fall asleep, let’s go for round four.”

“Oh I see what the problem is… you think this is something other than casual sex.”

“You know where the door is, you can lead yourself out. And pick up your pants.”

“Wow, you’re a lot more attractive when you don’t open your mouth.”

“So I didn’t actually have a condom at hand but I was really horny and you were hurrying me-”

“Look, I’m not saying you need to be loud next time but no one likes a silent starfish.”

“Warn me next time you try a weird idea like that so I can at least brace myself.”

“These handcuffs are pinching my skin, can you take them the fuck off?”

“Well that was fun, right? … Hey, come on, turn that frown upside down.”

“That name you called out during sex better have been a fucking safe word.”

“So here’s my number. And I’ll text you if I ever need a booty call.”

“Are you trying to pay me for the sex we had?”

“Of course I caught your name, it was… say, how about I fetch us some water?”

“Well maybe if you had higher standards, you wouldn’t be complaining about spreading your legs for me.”

“Get off, my legs are falling asleep.”

“Don’t tell a single fucking soul this happened, or else.”

“Yeah I heard what you said, was just texting my friend that I got laid.”

“You wouldn’t be mad if I posted your o-face on instagram, would you?”

“Listen, we can both bicker about who’s the bigger asshole or I can bury my cock in yours again. Sound fair?”

“I can’t fucking believe this, to think that I slept with such a neanderthal-”

“I think your neighbors heard the whole thing…”

“Don’t tell me you pulled that out of a cosmo sex tip.”

“Please don’t… spank me next time…”

“Wait, you thought you were my first time?”

“You can leave now. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.”

“Look, you kept rubbing my feet and it was kind of creeping me out.”

“I think I need a long shower now… along with some self reflection…”