puppeteer behind a screen of feathers

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

in a way i am my own dead wife

(remembering somethinh that I did a week ago) it's like I can still hear her voice

YOU can write whatever you want whenever however forevrr. i have to write something perfect and earth shattering and i have to do it perfectly the first time or else

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

#MyFly

not now kitten, mommy needs to get up off her ass and overcome her fear of writing poorly because it's better than not writing at all.

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the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad