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Paddington Bear vs... THE DOG!
This Paddington Bear took a wrong turn in his travels and had a rather unfortunate run-in with a much larger dog:
He was stripped, injured, and his coat was partially eaten. He came to the hospital quite quickly on an emergency referral where we began his treatment with a spa. You don't want any germs in the wounds when they heal!
He looks like he's enjoying himself! wrote his person.
Next he got restuffed including his heart of original stuffing:
(if you look closely, you can see his chart in the last photo -- every patient has one).
His person wrote: Awww. How sweet!
Then everything had to be reattached properly, starting with his ears:
Soon he was all better. The first photos kept his jacket as it was, stitched up, edges smoothed, but still missing a bit.
His person checked them out and opted to get his jacket repaired too.
Soon, he was fully clothed and ready for a new set of adventures in his now slightly patched blue coat:
He took a short flight to SoCal and his person wrote:
Paddington is home! Thank you for his wonderful care! I will keep a keener eye on him from now on.
And I hope he's still having adventures, just not with the dog!
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literally haven’t been able to stop thinking about this
Katara: Why are there little handprints on the wall?
Zuko, whispering to Steamchild: Why are there little handprints on the wall?
Steamchild: I have little hands.
Zuko: She has litte hands.
Miksa has little hands. This has been a public service announcment.
Saw this on Facebook. Thought this guy sure looked like all he needed was his uniform.
If it looks like a Nazi, waddles like a Nazi, and it quacks like a Nazi, it’s a Nazi.

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when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?
I know people aren't here for the news, but trans folks, I'm thinking of you tonight and how you deserve better.

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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.
Are you in the military or thinking about joining? Are you unsure of where to get reliable answers? Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-
Maybe spread this link compassionately in online spaces where these people might see it. This is extremely important.
Saying this right fucking now.
I don’t want to see ANY of you touching that fuckass new Harry Potter series.
That woman has set us back YEARS. YEARS. And whose money is she using to do it? People who continually support her and her sorry excuse for a book series.
If you simply must watch it? Pirate. It’s not hard.
Do not give her money. Do not give her a platform. Do not contribute. Please.
Just wanna jump off of this post to remind y'all of three things.
Anti trans legislation was recently passed in the UK as a direct result of JK's funding
She has stated that she takes any interaction with the Harry Potter franchise as an endorsement of her views.
The only reason the new series exists is because JK threw a hissy fit over Emma Watson, Daniel Radcliffe and I believe Rupert Grint all disavowed her transphobia, so she remade the series.
No children are allowed in the Library of Congress.
It's not that kind of library.
In other words...
You are being lied to
again
Everything published in the US is copied to the Library of Congress; appropriateness for children is not a criteria. Published under copyright is.
In order to read something in the Library of Congress, you must, in order:
1) Be 16+ years old and in possession of ID such as a driver’s license or passport to obtain a LoC card
2) Make an appointment to go to a reading room
3) Know what it is you want to read and which library building it is in so you can fill out a request form when you arrive.
So the chances of a “child” just stumbling over something “inappropriate” that was “put” there by the choice of the head librarian is 100% impossible.
Leavitt seems to believe that if she wears a big enough cross, God can’t hear her breaking the commandment against false witness.
So, my sister's cat was injured and now we have to find a way to pay her vet bill. Edit: The cost of this little misadventure is almost $500. (Thankfully no stitches, but antibiotics, cleaning, and pain medication)
This is Squeakers, on a box while we prepare to move.
She is an old lady, but we love her and she's in perfect health otherwise.
If you can help us, you can give us money through here.
We are also in need of help with basic bills, so please help if you can.
I will try and keep everyone updated on what happens, but the vet so far says she's going to be okay since we got her there so quick.
Edit as of June 4th: She is much better and healing just fine. We still need help paying the bill and we have to take her back to be checked over again in a few days just to make sure.
Update June 6th: Have to take her to the vet on Tuesday for her checkup. Don’t know how much it’ll cost yet.
Jew here with a friendly reminder that:
Criticizing Isreal ≠ antisemetic
Supporting Palestine ≠ antisemitic
Believing in the Free Palestine cause ≠ antisemitic
BUT ALSO
A random ass Jew just living their life oceans away has nothing to do with the Isreal-Palestine conflict
Palestinian Jews exist
Jews that support Palestine exist (I am one of them)
Calling out ACTUAL antisemitism ≠ supporting Isreal

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i woke up at 3:30 AM for no reason and i've never lived in the midwest but i'm considering making snickers salad because i saw a tumblr post about it
püdding
internet said add milk
whip cream
the dogs have woken up to stare blearily at me. they're not even begging for food they're just judging
thank you for your support 🫡
you know there’s actually something really satisfying about the meaty “thwap” sound of apple bits slapping against the apparently taut surface of some kind of unholy pudding/milk/whipt cream hybrid
oh kevin perjurer we’re in it now
critics are raving!
my ex was a goth influencer and once upon a time we went to salem massachusetts (of the salem witch trials) and she got recognized by multiple people off the street and like. in hindsight that's kind of charming? like yeah i guess this is the place where people would know goth microcelebrities. where else in the world. this isn't related to the snickers btw
@feraladoration tbh as soon as i saw the poll for which midwestern food was most disgusting i really thought snickers salad sounded kind of passable so i immediately shuffled off to target, zombie-like, in order to buy pudding and apples
this was like a couple weeks ago and ever since i've just been waiting to be activated like some kind of foreign food concoction sleeper agent
my cat thinks i'm making her breakfast and is now trying to climb my legs to get to the snickers salad
i’m not really sure what the snickers to apple ratio is supposed to be here i’m just following my heart
snickers salad sweep!!!!!!!!!!!!
update: whole bag
the unknowable cries of the human soul
for maximum comedic effect i just want you all to know that i haven't tried this at all while i work on it. i want it to be a surprise
update: poured myself a bowl, got distracted by making this post and put it down somewhere adn now i don't know where. dangerous game to play with multiple large dogs in the house
all right lads. its time
its bad
Okay, as a midwesterner, I cannot stand for this slander.
That isn't snickers salad. Snickers salad should have some body, it should absolutely not be liquid. It should be closer to a fluffy cloud with Snickers and apple bits in it.
There are marshmallows or marshmallow fluff and no milk. You can also add walnuts and caramel sauce on top, but the caramel sauce makes it far too sweet imo.
Okay, literally, Domovoy, as my sister… What the flip? What? You’ve had pudding, Snickers, and apples in the same bite? When, where, why?