just give me fifty-eight minutes

build-a-bear needs to start a cryptid collection. i want a plush mothman that makes squeaking noises and smells like campfire with a hint of fresh pine.

I… I just…. 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

My anxiety.

=͟͟͞͞🐌

How u make her go fast ! What is she running from

her past

THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS

hmm… i’ve been drinking soda and my body’s rust free… not sure where youre getting your facts from…

a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog

They traded all the guns in the final climactic showdown for Bea Arthur’s face. Worth it.

Reynolds paid it himself, out of pocket. It didn’t come from the budget. He talked with Bea’s sons and they agreed to it for a donation to Bea’s favorite charity. ☺️

I did not know that. That’s so much better than I could have imagined.

women wear suits better than men and thats just a cold hard fact

I want all of these women to punch me in the face