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ABOUT:

Kirby was a concept art turtle for the fourth live action 90s movie! He never really went further than that, but he was shown with two cool swords, lots of stripes, and either a pink or black mask. I think he's neat.

RULES:

No NSFW, no t-cest, treat others how you would like to be treated. The usual stuff.

VERSES:

ROTTMNT:

Kirby is 13 years old at the start of ROTTMNT and HUGE. Adopted by local yokai, he's had a mostly normal life in the Underground City and in New York- though he isn't very good at making friends. He often gets mistaken for a high schooler when wearing his cloaking brooch. He's a big fan of the Battle Nexus, and like most yokai doesn't know that the fighters aren't usually there of their own volition.

OTHER VERSES COMING WHENEVER I THINK OF THEM!

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today's doodle: the smallest kirby possible

veiledmercenary

......

"....It's Eggman, kid. Nice try. And part of my job is stealing things from others- why in the world would you think I'm that easy to steal from?"

fifthturtlc

"Older folks are usually easier to fool?" Look at that charming smile. You can't hate that smile. "I took a calculated risk, but man. I guess I'm bad at math."

#veiledmercenary #;;older brother? older bother chief #;;crack #HE SHOULD BE. kirby is having fun anyway

veiledmercenary

"You're not stealing my emerald. I licked it I own it. That's the rules."

fifthturtlc

"But. Consider this-"

"OH SHIT IT'S GREGMAN"

#veiledmercenary #;;older brother? older bother chief #;;crack #WHO NEEDS RULES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MONEYH

veiledmercenary

@fifthturtlc replied to your post “hands this dingus an green Chaos Emerald. :)”:

NOT THE PLUTONIUM

"It's not plutonium, kid. It's a Chaos Emerald. A real Chaos Emerald."

fifthturtlc

"...will the pawn shop still take it if it's been in your mouth?"

#veiledmercenary #;;crack #;;older brother? older BOTHER chief #think of all the trading cards we could buy with it

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"It's the fourth of July, and you know what that means!"

He's watching the fireworks display over the Hidden City and eating roast sweet corn with his parents.

#v;;rise

veiledmercenary

While the kid nearly collided with a poor bystander, Chief alerted to his own rapid approach with a "Excuse me, ma'am!" before cleanly leaping over the elder yokai. He called an apology over his shoulder to her as he landed on the other side of her. Then he's rushing through the crowds, borderline dancing through the people, always up on his toes, giving him more bounce in his step and allowing himself to lift his feet quicker.

"Kid- I swear to god! You're gonna end up hurt one of these days-!" Panic genuinely seeps into his voice, the slider's mind racing with all the worst-case scenarios that could possibly happen. The kid runs into someone particularly nasty at the Nexus, Big Mama herself shows up and decides to capture them both for the Nexus, the fight going wrong and the kid ending up getting hurt- that was always one of his worst fears when working jobs. Even though this isn't a job, that fear still persists. He's not able to protect someone from ending up like him.

He can't believe this kid didn't see the Nexus for what it was! Buying tickets a week in advance- oh god that's right. Chief spots the entrance to the Battle Nexus as they quickly approach. He decides then that no, he's not putting his hard earned money into Big Mama's fighting ring. He'll hop the gate. No problem. He's escaped the police before. Besides- the Hidden City's officers were notoriously not the sharpest tools in the shed. He could redirect them to a more important target if they showed up.

fifthturtlc

Kirby's last thought before fully ditching the other is 'ugh, now he REALLY sounds like my dad'. It takes some clever weaving to get out of the guy's sight- it's also a lot easier the closer Kirby gets to the Nexus, because the types of Yokai start to diversify and there's more people around his size and build. Plus, he doesn't even have to stop for the line- he already has his pass in.

So he breezes forward once he sees the arena, not hearing the old guy anymore and presenting his ticket to the taker.

The taker hands him the little pamphlet about the Nexus not being liable for thrown weapons, discarded claws, or accidental maimings, but Kirby's not even paying attention as he scrambles in and looks for a good seat.

His face is usually pretty stony, but here it's all :D all the time.

...hang on, he forgot something.

"YO! ONE HOT DOG AND A BAG OF PEANUTS?" He calls to a yokai at the base of the stands distributing concessions. The bag of peanuts hits him right in the chest with pinpoint accuracy, and he catches the hot dog box before it can splatter on the ground.

Mmm. Snacks and Fighting. The best duo ever.

#veiledmercenary #chief SUFFERS #chief n kirb

@germholehater, continued:

"...so it was EASY to order an alligator snapping turtle?" He's decided to sit in his little vine-cage-chair thing, if only because it's easier on his tailbone than leaning when he does. "Maybe humans should vet their adoption gigs."

It'd make more sense to Kirby if the guy just used- goats, or something? So they matched his whole sheep thing. But Kirby isn't exactly a criminal mastermind, so he settles for staring at the man in a way that should make him reconsider his life choices.

#germholehater #baron draxum just like. hey. i think turtles are neat

nightwatchr

CLEO GRINNED, INSTINCTIVELY holding a hoof out for a shake. " Nice ta' meet'cha, Kirby ! Oh yeah, that time Clarabelle came chargin' fer 'em ? Yeah, ah' remember that ! Ole' girl sent poor Raphie flyin' across the farm. That was, what, a couple weeks ago ? " She turned to Raph for an answer, and he awkwardly rubbed the back of his head with an embarrassed chuckle.

" HEHEH -- YEAH, I accidentally scared 'er. I think she mighta' mistook me fer a coyote or somethin' when my tail touched 'er from behind. " He watched as he thumped his giant gator-like tail on the ground a couple of times before turning back to Cleo and Kirby. " Cows don't like coyotes, believe it or not. They flip their lids. "

CLEO LEANED ON Raph's shoulder, folding her...legs ? Hooves ? Arms ? Whatever the hell they were over her chest and spared a quick glance around again, taking in their surroundings.

" THERE SURE ARE a lotta other turtles 'round here -- ah' bet ma' pet turtle Waddles would love it here. " She seemed to ponder something before speaking again. " Say, you said you live here, right ? There happen ta' be any kinda video store 'round these parts ? We're lookin' fer one a' them ole' Lou Jitsu movies, we ain't able ta' find it anywhere where we live. "

fifthturtlc

"Oh, I'm a Kappa," Kirby corrects her. "Different thing. We're from Japan, have to stay moist or we die, that's the basics. But, uh, closest video store is... I wanna say it's closer to Run of the Mill, but I haven't been down there in months."

"Which one of his films are you looking for? The Hidden City's Lou Jitsu's number one fan. He used to be the champion of the Battle Nexus, so his skills were actually legit," The striped turtle gushes a little, his eyes shifting from their usual reserved demeanor. "Nobody else has beaten his record in the arena."

"Then he just- disappeared," he sums up, serious as a heart attack. "Some say that Big Mama killed him. I could believe it, but... wow. What a way to go."

Then he coughs, trying to look cool once more. "I can take you down to the right street, if you want."

#nightwatchr #v;;rise

if kirby had a mask? i have no idea what color he'd pick. there's concept work of magenta and black so i did one of each for myself- i really like the black, unsurprisingly

i also still cannot decide what kind of turtle he is! he's Some Kind Of Big Turtle in my mind

#//ooc

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veiledmercenary

Funny that, every single person Chief's ever met in the Hidden City has either been a mystics user or had natural mystic powers. Especially the one that started it all.

But Chief was pulled out of his thoughts when the kid said something about the Battle Nexus of all things and took off. Ohh that wasn't good- Chief was up and chugging the last of his coffee before tossing the cup into a trash can as he rushed after that kid.

"Hey- now- wait a minute!" Chief called as he rushed after the other turtle. The slider was very aware what the Nexus was like- setting foot there was dangerous himself because look at him. Bad enough Big Mama already knew about The Ronin. If she saw him in the crowds she'd probably try to rope him into it. Aaaand when he said no, he'd surely be kidnapped and forced to fight anyway.

Hoo boy this was dangerous.

Following someone through the crowds wasn't hard for Chief, he's done it many times as The Ronin. It's just the speed at which, along with hiding his skills, that were the issue.

fifthturtlc

To be a mystics user, you either have to know how to use mystics- or you have to have a mystic weapon. OR you have to be the descendant of a highly gifted ninja clan destined to protect the world from the sealed armor of a demon king-- and not a ton of people fit in to those categories.

Kirby takes self-defense, but he's never needed a mystic weapon. The most magical thing he interacts with regularly is his cloaking brooch- and maybe the preservation charms his mom has on the vegetable stand. And despite him thinking swords are insanely cool, he hasn't managed to convince either of his parents that he should be allowed to have more than the utility knife squirreled out of them when he was 10.

"I'M NOT MISSING THIS. I'VE HAD TICKETS FOR A WEEK!" Kirby calls behind him, already weaving through the small throng of people with the practice of someone who knows all of them by name. He only slips up once- and he manages to catch himself before he bowls over a positively tiny elderly kappa. "SORRY, MRS. HASEGAWA!"

#veiledmercenary #v;;rise

veiledmercenary

"I am literally 21."

fifthturtlc

"YOU'RE WHAT."

#veiledmercenary #YOU HAVE THE STRESS WRINKLES OF AN OLD PERSON.#;;crack #v;;rise

veiledmercenary

"....." "...Why am I taller then."

fifthturtlc

"I am thirteen years old and you are probably 40."

#veiledmercenary #with the worlds driest delivery possible

veiledmercenary

"Clifford's Puppy Days? That was my favorite growing up."

fifthturtlc

"I thought it was just called Clifford. Either way, the little girl loved him so much he got to be the size of a house? That's what my parents did and now I'm huge."

#veiledmercenary #v;;rise

"'Kirby, how did you get so big?' S'a funny story. You ever see that old cartoon about the big red dog?"

#v;;rise #;;crack

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Kirby is actually my turtle's middle name/second name! When his mom and dad found him after Baron's Big Boyfriend Explosion, they called him Koji because of his stripes. He was their little tiger cub! He tends to go by his middle name because he associates being called Koji with being coddled by the people in his neighborhood.

A lot of people in Kappa Plaza call him Koji when they're talking about how big he's grown or reminiscing about what a little chaos-maker he was as a child.

His mom picked his middle name- she's a big fan of American superhero comics and she won the rock-paper-scissors match with his dad for it, who wanted to name him after the guitarist from Guns'N'Roses. Kirby thanks her for saving him from this fate every day.

#;;headcanon #v;;rise #like how dan from gameg.rumps goes by his middle name too

nightwatchr

" OH -- I'M RAPHAEL !! Everyone calls me ' Raph, ' though. " He grinned, shaking the smaller turtle's hand. " I'm sure y' could try -- my brothers do all the time, no one's been able ta' knock me over except a cow on a farm. " Added with a little bit of pride, though it wasn't exactly smug.

THE SNAPPER TOOK a second to look around, noting how similar all of them look to both him and his brothers -- but also how short they all were, compared to the two of them. It was almost perplexing, but Raph tried not to think too much of it, lest he send his brain spiraling down a rabbit hole of different theories again. Instead, he elected to peek around the corner like the other said.

" YOU LIVE HERE ? That's cool -- I'm jus' runnin' an errand with my girl, she should...be around here somewhere too. " He'd let Cleo borrow his cloaking brooch, so he had to remind himself not to look for the usual human he was used to, but rather the equine-ish form she'd taken on as he looked around, and sure enough, there he spotted that usual straw-blonde ponytail, talking to someone at a concession stand. He whistled twice, alerting her, and she turned her head before politely dismissing herself and dashing back over. " Here she is ! "

" HOWDY HOWDY ! "

fifthturtlc

Oh, a Mezu! Kirby sees them around sometimes. He gives her a little wave and nods his head. She really IS tall- but horses are generally tall, too. He doesn't even particularly notice the cloaking brooch.

"Hey, nice to meet you," he returns, feeling oddly conflicted about being the smallest one in a group for once. It makes him feel kind of safe, but it's also just... strange. Definite change of pace.

Maybe Kirby should leave River Street for more than snacks and watching the Battle Nexus. Get used to that sort of thing.

"Raph was just tellin' me about how he got bodied by a cow once," Kirby tells her with the straightest face possible. "I'm Kirby."

#nightwatchr #neither of them know theyre related and kirby is being an annoying younger sibling on pure instinct #thats the beauty of genetics somehow

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