*Plots revenge for stealing his man*

if i look back, i am lost
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Acquired Stardust
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
occasionally subtle
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Jules of Nature
NASA

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styofa doing anything
Stranger Things
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@fictitious-visionary
*Plots revenge for stealing his man*

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my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my “fake” purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can’t clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy’s and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they’re all fakes.
this passed the bechdel test
mm yes muvva *tongue pop* give us that hyper death drop!!
me: i’m a bottom. i can’t do this
the drivers ed instructor: for the last time i don’t know what that means. i’m just trying to teach you to parallel park
they gave the gays everything we wanted and more iM CRYING

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Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP
WOW
this was perfect
NOT ONE MINUTE MAN LMFAO
How many frames this shit got? 😟😟
Straight up never seen a gif set so clean
Zendaya deserves it.
Happy International Women’s Day!

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me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside”
If this ain’t me
“Don’t scare me like that, colonizer!”
im a slut for water. an h2hoe, if you will

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My top three feminist exploitations of male-default language. (Insp)
happy international women’s day!