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Parents are the opposite of fake friends. They have your back when you aren’t there, but talk shit about you to your face

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Chocolate is a flavour of milk, and milk is a flavour of chocolate

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If I got 1$ for every time I fake laugh at a customer’s joke, I wouldn’t even need a job

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the signs as high school clichés

Aries: the jocks

Taurus: the shy girl who has a secret life outside of school

Gemini: the bad boy who sets off the fire alarm

Cancer: the class clown who is actually cute tbh

Leo: the freshman with a backpack that is bigger than they are

Virgo: the nerdy kids with suspenders and collectible Star Wars lunch boxes

Libra: the fashionista with fringe fringe and more fringe

Scorpio: the creepy emo in the corner

Sagittarius: the really scary buff girls who play basketball like omg

Capricorn: the teacher’s pet who snorts when they laugh

Aquarius: the cheer captain with perfect hair

Pisces: the hippie dreamer who smokes in the parking lot

ficlo

I am literally none of these

I like summer until it feels like I've put my body into a freshly finished dishwasher which is approximately 0.375 seconds after I wake up every day.

#summer #it's so hot and humid #please save me from this huge sauna people like to call Australia #help it's too hot #I want to sleep but it feels like I've put an entire shops worth of blankets on me including my face #it's so stuffy oh god make it stop

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Coming home on Monday after a few months at nun camp.

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you know i didn’t expect that.

What do you mean I'm not good at being an adult??? I VACUUMED my entire BED, I swatted THREE FLIES and I did a poo ALL BY MYSELF today

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don’t mind me i’ll be in the corner for the rest of the class

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guess who finally went to the gym today!!!!

lmao not me, but im sure someone out there did. good for u

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reblog if ur a rebel

-stay up past 8pm -watch pg movies w/o parental guidance -eats yogurt

person: you look dead

me: thanks

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every teen after missing like 300 calls from their mom

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When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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when you and your friend say the same witty comment in reply to someone else simultaniously

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