THE BREAKDOWN:Ā Michael Jordanās hate is real, and powerful.Ā Above is Jordanās official statement on the Golden State Warriors breaking his ā95-ā96 Bullsā 72-10 record, and below is the official translation.
āI want to congratulate the Warriors on their amazing season.ā
Jordan takes the power stance early.Ā Heās driving the action.Ā Even by making a public statement, Jordan is, in a way, reaffirming his place in the basketball hierarchy.Ā He might as well have said, āIāve decided to congratulate the Warriors.ā
āThe game of basketball is always evolvingā¦ā
Heās saying basketballās getting worse.Ā He is, at best, saying basketballās getting easier.Ā It must keep MJ up at night that Steph doesnāt get hand checked into the stands every night.
āā¦and records are made to be broken.ā
Classic shade here.Ā A great way to take the shine off a record being broken is to remind people that records are broken all the time.Ā MJās first draft had a āBig deal!ā in it.Ā Surprised he took it out.
āThe Warriors have been a lot of fun to watchā¦ā
Think about it this way:Ā the only word Michael Jordan used to describe the Golden State Warriors, the team who had just completed the Best Season in NBA History, was āfun.āĀ He didnāt use ābest,ā or āincredible,ā or āgreat.āĀ He called them āfun.āĀ That is so goddamn funny, I canāt stand it.
āā¦I look forward to seeing what they do in the playoffs.ā
Michael Jordan is having the Republic of Cuba roll the Worldās Largest Cigar, and if the Warriors somehow lose the ā15-ā16 NBA Championship, Michael Jordanās gonna smoke that cigar, and then put it out in a pair of Steph Curryās Under Armour sneakers.
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