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A few days ago I was wondering who had the best rear in 19D and I just put some pictures looked and was satisfied with the result. That was until @alexc1ting presented a counterpoint me being a perv wasn’t enough I needed evidence so I got into butt science, because it does exist, at least for mathematicians, turns out that plastic surgeons do the math every day and is not as complicated as butt science, pff doctors they have the real body that’s to easy and I need pain to make this more satisfying.

So here goes nothing, needless to say that Im not an expert in anatomy and I just have a piece of paper with drawings of 2D characters with no body data except for the future height of one of them, but who am I if not an “I can fill your cup kind of gal”

Feel free to skip until the actual data because here comes the boring stuff.

Introduction

The buttocks are an important element of sexual attraction, occupying a major place in the concept of beauty recognized by most cultures and ethnic groups.

First we have the Plastic Surgeon method

The ratio of waist to buttocks projection as illustrated below best defines the buttocks projection.

Taking this in to count we found that the characters have the following waist to hip ratios:

Jian Yi ……. 0.71

He Tian ….. 0.73

Mo…………… 0.66

I dont know about you but that is not enough, it’s too easy and I didn’t made all those equations for nothing.

Physician’s method

Please read the article because this is kinda long to explain or squip it, up to you.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1634963/

In short its says that the optimal waist to hip ratio was 0.8 but the most desirable waist to hip ratio is 0.9, please note the the lower the ratio the perkier the bum, just saying.

With that method the characters have the following ratio:

He Tian…….0.92

Jian Yi………0.90

Mo……………0.88

If you are wondering where is Xixi allow me to tell you that he is not included in this study because he barely has a bum and the data is not enough to make a reliable calculation.

If you wish to know the derriere’s inclination here you go, derriere is the angle from the base of a person’s spine to the top of their bum.

He Tian…….25°

Jian Yi………26°

Mo……………30°

Disclaimer: To date, however, no anthropometric studies and/or aesthetic analyses of the gluteal region are available that indicate what signs of beauty provide a harmonic proportion that should exist between this region and the rest of the body.

The equations are not included because I’m in quarantine and my computer is not here with me just my phone, if you think doctors have bad handwriting you should see engineer’s.

As an apology I’ll add the heights of the characters in centimeters

Jian Yi …………….182

Zhan Zeng Xi…..183

Mo Guan San…..185

He Tian…………….191

Just remember that I just have drawings so there are a lot of variations and this can give you and idea but is not reliable, I’m disapointed too I wanted to measure He Cheng everything but not enough data, some times you do what you can with what you have, not quiting though I just need to check the average growth in Chinese high school boys and make more calculations.

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What's a little robin to do when he is thrown from the nest prematurely?

Fight crime, apparently.

Dick is one of the most important characters in the Batman universe. He has helped shape Batman, helped mould his successors of Robin, and leads his own superhero team.

And throughout everything, he smiles.

He smiles, so no one thinks to ask if something is wrong.

Bruce watches. He notices when his son slips. He lets him pick himself up, because Dick is his own man, his partner, and Bruce firmly believes that Dick is a better man than he.

Tim is haunted by his own demons. He relies on Dick, but he, too, does not push. How much can one man take before he crumbles? Tim is careful not to push.

Damian does not think that Dick is fallible. Does the sun ever not rise? So too will Grayson never fail to rise to the challenge. Children are loath to think of their parents and idols as fallible.

Time teaches them differently.

Only Jason will call Dick out, loudly and boorishly. He will interrupt meetings, he will yell and shout and antagonize Dick's followers, because they are blind, they can't see him breaking-

Jason can't see his big brother break. He doesn't know what to do if Dick crumbles.

(He is prepared for Tim to break. Jason has a contingency plan, which involves sitting on Tim and putting him into a headlock while Damian sedates him).

So Jason barges into meetings, into Dick's house, and physically picks him up in a fireman's carry, and loudly declares his intent to kidnap his own brother. He waves his firearms (unloaded) and always makes Wally cry.

Dick let's himself be carried off, because maybe Little Wing needs a friend tonight. They crash in Jason's safehouse (number 2 of 300) and Jason throws a blanket over the pair of them while they eat ramen.

Dick falls asleep to Jason's recording of Cass singing the Jigglypuff theme.

Jason then sends a picture of a sleeping Dick to Damian with the caption “kidnapped”. Damian proceeds to lose his tiny mind, every single time.

Because Todd is unstable, is he not? He is ways on the brink, so close to breaking-

Bruce has to tackle Damian from gutting Jason at four in the morning.

Dick wakes up each time feeling safe and rested and knowing that his little brother is looking out for him.

Drawing a good boi behind a random citizen’s car