…You seriously have not heard that song before? It’s like one of the best jams out there! Alright, what about Bob Marley, ever heard of him? Ehh, fine but only cause you have a point and I don’t feel like fighting with another judgmental dick tonight. Yeah I’ve tried soap and water, not really my finest. It just burns…fucking left leg. I’m so determined to just chop the whole thing right off.

You see, this can go two ways. I can tell you the truth and tell you that the only song of his I've ever heard is the "Don't Worry, Be Happy" song. Then have you yell about how i'm crazy. Or I could lie to you and say "Yea! I love all his music!". No need for name calling, I'm not even being judgemental. Just asking a serious question. I wouldn't go as far as cutting my leg off. I'm sure it will come off eventually.

Hopefully. I am rlymase otherwise known as Mason Hale, that is correct. Hey, I’m not judging though I will say that some people here weren’t honest about their appearance so that might not help with those but others were.

Wait you mean to tell me some people actually lied? There's really catfishes here? What a shame.. Nice finally meeting you in person though.

What are you, shaggy? Of course I did! Is that an issue? You gotta be kidding me dude, don’t lie if you helped that ginger pour whatever that blue shit was into the pool! I really gotta get this shit off somehow and I have no clue what to use. I ain’t about to be a new member of the blues man group!

Shaggy? Why would you.. I... No issue man! I'm just saying i've never really heard anyone say that in person. I just got here not to long ago man. So i'm pretty sure it's impossible that I had helped someone do such a thing when I wasn't even here yet. Have you tried..  oh I don't know, taking a shower?

Tell me about it. It’s pretty epic and weird that I’ve known everyone for at least a year but only just now am I meeting them in person. Oh, and I feel you about the jetlag. 

Right?! And we get to spend the whole summer together! It's gonna be pretty chill. You're Mason right? Don't judge me but I looked at everyones pictures to try and remember their faces.. That just made me sound like a huge freak.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned about being in Los Angeles so far… it’s that I have way too many pairs of pants.

Not even going to lie, all I wear are black pants and boardies. So I only have a couple. Besides, I don't like wearing pants anyways.

The weirdest thing about talking to you guys in real life is I don’t have to say L.O.L when I think something is funny and I kind of want to still. But the closest thing is I can hug you.

It is definatly something else! I kind of love getting to see all your faces. Woah okay, wasn't expecting that!

Yooo, the pools mad cold! I could of sworn someone put something else in there. My whole left leg is blue and this ain’t cool! Iight, own up or I swear to god!

Did you just really use the words "mad cold" and "iight"? Anyways, I can tell you it wasn't me. I haven't even been out to the pool yet.

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