tell me when it kicks in

How about you fuck off with me? 

Why would I want to do that?

You’d like that too much.

Obviously, otherwise I wouldn't have said it. Jesus. Nothing gets past you, huh?

I knew it.

Oh, fuck off.

You telling me you don’t even like me a little bit?

I can't say I do. I can't say I don't.

Ouch. I would take offense to that except I know it would be a fond roll of the eyes.

You're assuming things here, Michael. Don't do that.

Anal is a way more amusing option if you ask me. Just assume that the next time someone says it. It’ll make you laugh.

Or it'll remind me of you and I'll roll my eyes.

When people say they hooked up I always wonder if that means they did anal or they just kissed. Stupid fucking term if you ask me.

I always assume sex. Not anal, but sex.

Yeah, sometimes. She sends stuff to my dorm a lot.

That's cool.

Are you scared?

Not particularly. I don't like them though.

I’ve been biting my nails too much later. I’m not sure why I keep doing it, but it’s making my fingers bleed and I need to stop.

Why are you sharing this exactly?

Your lipstick is bomb.

Your mom sends you things? That's so nice.

I just killed the hugest fucking spider in my room. I hope it didn’t lay eggs.

Thanks for sharing that with us.