how about now

Aw, someone forgot nap time.

No I just have a low tolerance for complaining. 

I haven’t unpacked and I cannot find my hot chocolate! Please tell me you have some just to get my spirits lifted and make me want to unpack — I’ll owe you so big!

Yeah because I really carry hot chocolate around with me.

That's disgusting. Google it.

I cannot find my phone and I’m trying seriously hard not to have a break down.

It's a phone, chill.

They were probably only trying to see you in person. You're like a unicorn.

You know things are fucked up when your ex-girlfriend can contact you but not your own family.

Get over it.

I can’t live here forever, and half of my stuff are still at my foster parents place and I hate them so cutting all ties would be nice. And they’re currently looking after my cat and dog and I miss them.

I guess it's a good thing you're planning ahead.

I’m pretty sure most of the people in the house would love it if I brought that dog home. 

Not with a baby visiting often. 

Hey, shit happens don’t judge me. 

I'll try not to.

I’m not, I had my own room back home plus I lived with a bunch of dudes. Still, I’m sorry.

So you'd rather a bunch of guys see you half naked over a girl? Interesting. It's cool. I'd see the same amount of skin if you were wearing swimming shorts or boxers.

I was just looking at them and one is just bigger it’s very noticeable. 

You're strange.