What do you want?

A hug?

Why did that person beat you up? Are you okay?

I fucking hate Big Brother.

I fucking love Big Brother.

Sometimes it’s funny when people underestimate the things I can do to ruin their lives.

Don't ruin mine though, thanks.

"I was just blabbering on about stupid things, don't listen to me"

This is why I don’t trust my mother to make me lunch.

What is that?

I feel the same way. I've been single long enough.

So you lived here basically all your life? I got use to it, I had to. My parents are complete flakes, they can’t stay in on place for too long. They use to say it disrupts their mind set. [rolls eyes]

Yup, Fifteen years. I mean, different strokes for different folks. I just don't like a lot of change, but that's just me. How do you like it here? I bet it's a lot different than New York.

I lived in New York for a few years. But I’ve lived in a lot of places. 

I'm from Miami, but moved here when I was four. How do you like moving around a lot? I'd hate it. I don't think I could take all that change.

I’m the new guy. I’ll do my best. Nice to meet you, Ash. I’m Brian. 

Nice to meet you, Brian. Where are you from?

Hell no. I just got into town, so I’m still getting settled.

Aw, you're new! Try not to get lost. I should probably introduce myself, I'm Ashtynn but feel free to call me Ash. And you are?

You just see what you like and go after it, don’t you? I will say that’s very attractive. Plus you did make me laugh, I like that too. Very true. But I need a rain check on the date. 

Thank you, I try. A rain check? are you actually planning on going to that dinner?

Why would I do something that?

Because I am an attractive young girl interested in going on a date with you. Plus, I think a date with me would be better than an awkward dinner with your friendly neighbor and her daughter.

[laughs] That’s one way to go. 

Or... you could take me on a date. Hey, either one works.

I was leaving my house to take a walk around town. My new neighbor rushed out of her house and talked to me for thirty freakin minutes. Now me and my parents are invited over her house for dinner, and she’s planning on setting me up with her daughter.

You could always say you're gay and don't enjoy social interaction.