HAPPY PILL

“That so.  Y’might look like a muppet, but your talent is sizable enough to null out your Elmoness, sweetness.”  The disbelief in his expression just spurs on his desire to drive in the moot point, smile fiendish and cocky as he continues to assert his ‘what could have been’esque plans.  “First– we’d cause a big ole scandal.  Somethin’ flashy ‘nd explosive that would make them both crave ‘nd hate ya at the same time, then we’d humanize ya via an ‘accidentally’ leaked video - or rumors dependin’ on the era we wouuuld have met, ‘ND THEN we’d finally drive your talents into the mix, wowin’ even those who hated your very same mystic fluffiness.  We could take your path to fame with more respectability ‘nd slowness (that borin’ ole shit), but you seem to like a fast ‘nd hard kinda guy.”

He’s not sure if he should feel flattered or insulted, (both, maybe?) but he suspects that’s just a regular side-effect from Vox’ inflated ego, so he doesn’t give it too much thought. In fact, he doesn’t give anything Vox says too much thought, just smiles that pretty whatever you say hot stuff smile that men who enjoy hearing themselves talk love to see. (The snort of laughter at the end, however, is genuine.)

“Ya got me, fast an’ hard suits me juuuuust fine.” But he’s been in this industry long enough to spot an empty promise. All talk about fame but none about the work, his vague undefined ‘talents’ (of which he has many!) doing the lifting for them. He’s seen it all before. And at the end of the day, isn’t that just what business is about? Putting hopes and dreams into some sucker’s head to then extract them for all they’re worth? Pah. 

BASICS.

name / nickname:  wolf

pronouns:  he/they (she/it if im feeling spicy)

sexuality:  wouldn't you like to know ;)

taken  or  single: im plural actually [slaps knee]

THREE  FACTS.

im evil

im gay

i love to complain

my number one trigger is abuse that's not framed as abuse because the writer doesn't realize that's what they're writing. luckily i've become more desensitized to it over the past couple of years, but (accidental) abuse normalization does still get to me, and not in a way i like to get got to

EXPERIENCE.  HOW  LONG  (MONTHS/YEARS?)

i made my first tumblr rp post in august 2011. almost 15 years ago! (before that i was involved on a couple rp forums.) i'm an old hag steve

MUSE  PREFERENCES.

female  or  male:  down with the false binary. fuck you. out of my most active muses 2 are cis men, 1 is an intersex trans man, and 2 are genderfluid

fluff,  angst  or  smut:  why is it always these three. down with the false trinity. anyway i like drama angst and comedy

plots  or  memes: i love me an ask prompt meme to get the ball rolling. the results can be really surprising! i'm also into plotting only if there's no pressure to actually get anything done because i'm way too slow and unreliable for that ha ha

long  or  short  replies: whatever the situation calls for

best  time  to  write: any time my brain is willing

are  you  like  your  muse(s): besides our hair being our most appealing physical feature, not really. i do occasionally put some pieces of myself in there, but overall i would consider angel one of the muses furthest removed from me. which is weird considering the other characters i write