RATS RATS WE'RE THE RATS

every friend group has a corpse in it. if you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse.

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

Need her bouncing on it in her prettiest lingerie

I need a man starving to death locked up in my cage that I built myself. It is big enough for a fully grown man to stand upright in as long as under 6'3 and shoulders within normal range. There is no key and can only be yanked open from the outside. I choose you and I've grabbed your IP address to find you for the cage ok?

whacking your head clean off with a baseball bat and it flies out of the stadium and confetti goes off

What would a vampire even be doing in a bathroom.

YOU ALREADY HAVE A JOB

i need more cement budget

yeah im a rotten corpse that forgot how to die. i have 0 lived experiences on account of the aforementioned corpse situation. job please ^_^

basil youve never beaten the sweetie pie challenge for even an hour in your life

YOU DONT KNOW THAT

name one time

currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

failed

who caaaaaaressssssss. who cares

Absolutely fascinating use of free will. Was it always your life's goal to get electrocuted in the shower while your screams are drowned out by the screams of The Machine?