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I'm a smoker (insert your boos and hisses here) and a landlord (you already did it so shut up!) one day my renter (dumb Crack whore whose son ended up murdering someone and running to her house to be arrested while she blamed my roommate for it even though he was working at the time of the murder) told me that she had been seeing the homeless digging through my ash try. I told her to leave them alone. She apparently didn't listen to me so the homeless started grabbing my ash tray and running into the street with it to dig in it for snipes (unfinished cigarettes) and then throw my ash tray, which is a pot my dad made in college, against my door.

When a man does this lawyers are called. I treat women with respect. Return the favor or shut up.

Part 2

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