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What music 1776 characters would like:

Adams: Smooth jazz. His saxophones are always getting louder.

Franklin: Heavy metal. Idk why. I get that vibe from him.

Jefferson: classical and some pop.

Dickinson: all classical. Mozart, Bach, you name it.

Rutledge: Diss tracks lowk.

Hancock: Indie rock and yacht rock.

Thomson: Classical and country.

Hopkins: Rock, jazz, and blues.

Lee: every sort of music that you can think of.

Wilson: Blues.

Hall: Rock and pop.

McKean: Country and some blues.

Rodney: Music is too noisy for him.

Read: Country and classical.

Chase: Rap and diss tracks.

Sherman: Classical.

Morris: Anything Frank Sinatra.

Hewes: Inappropriate songs like Slob on my Knob.

Bartlett: Classical and contemporary.

Livingston: Jazz.

Witherspoon: thinks music belongs to the devil.

McNair: diss tracks and pop.

Courier: Heavy metal.

Abigail: classical and country. Occasionally rock too.

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1776 characters reaction to meeting the gigantic rotting orange who lives in the White House.

TW: MAGA and T*ump

John Adams: He beats the shit out of him until he has ceased to be.

Benjamin Franklin: farts on him.

Thomas Jefferson: gives him dirty looks the whole time.

John Dickinson: shakes his hand to be polite, but then he immediately takes an hour long shower.

Edward Rutledge: He is definitely MAGA and kisses T*umps ass every chance he gets.

John Hancock: thinks he’s a disgrace to society and has to stop himself from gagging.

Charles Thomson: He gets so mad that he stomps on his foot.

Richard Henry Lee: Tramples him with his horse.

Stephen Hopkins: Poisons his drink.

James Wilson: He bursts into tears.

Lyman Hall: Kicks him in the balls.

Thomas McKean: shoots him with his musket over and over again.

Caesar Rodney: Meets T*ump and JD Vance, and Vance shakes his hand and Rodney passes away the next day.

George Read: Tries to sleep with T*ump.

Samuel Chase: sits on him while ordering McDonald’s.

Roger Sherman: Claims he is the devil and won’t go anywhere near the White House.

Lewis Morris: ….you already know what I’d say.

Joseph Hewes: This fuckass bitch is so MAGA that his IQ is in the negatives.

Josiah Bartlett: Pukes on him.

Robert Livingston: Won’t go near him.

John Witherspoon: He is respectful unfortunately.

Andrew McNair: Plants a bomb in the White House.

Courier: Faints from fear.

Abigail Adams: beats him with a frying pan.

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How 1776 would react to Chat GPT:

John Adams: Uses it to look up stupid shit. Is very hypocritical because he says he hates AI but he secretly uses it anyway.

Benjamin Franklin: Doesn’t know how to use it, but he thinks it’s stupid and is offended by it.

Thomas Jefferson: He used it at first before he knew how bad it was for the planet, and then he immediately stopped.

John Dickinson: Uses it every day. Claims that it’s not ruining the planet and that those are just made up rumors.

Edward Rutledge: Claims it’s the future and is a premium member.

John Hancock: absolutely hates it and bans it from Congress. He scolds anyone who uses it.

Charles Thomson: He doesn’t like technology as a whole, so AI just makes him livid.

Stephen Hopkins: thinks it’s a new drink and tries to order it at the tavern.

Richard Henry Lee: At first, he is enthusiastic about it and tries to befriend it, but quickly learns how harmful it is, and quickly stops. He feels icky and guilty.

James Wilson: He uses it for essays and papers.

Lyman Hall: Refuses to even touch it.

Thomas McKean: shoots the computer with his musket to try and get rid of it.

Caesar Rodney: he doesn’t even know what a TV is.

George Read: Uses it to make up funny stories. Doesn’t gaf how harmful it is.

Samuel Chase: he tries to fucking order food from it. Safe to say he is disappointed.

Roger Sherman: gives a 100 slide presentation on why it’s bad for the environment.

Lewis Morris: abstains courteously from using it.

Josiah Bartlett: Screams in your face if he finds out you use it.

Joseph Hewes: He looks up deep sea fishing rights.

Robert Livingston: He catches his kid using it for school and he grounds them for life.

John Witherspoon: Prays that AI will be taken down someday.

Andrew McNair: Uses it to prank Hancock. Safe to say he is fired.

Courier: He is very afraid of any sort of AI.

Abigail Adams: Bans it from her home and she makes John sleep on the couch when she catches him using it.

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What sexuality I think 1776 characters would be:

NOTE: I am not trying to make fun of the LGBTQIA+ community. I myself am pansexual and genderfluid so please don’t take offense to any of these. That is not my intention. This is all as a joke and for fun.

Adams: Bi. Very obviously bi. I don’t need to explain.

Franklin: straight but everyone thinks he’s gay because he’s flamboyant af.

Jefferson: Also bi.

Dickinson: Convinces himself he’s straight but is secretly gay.

Rutledge: Extremely straight. He’s homophobic.

Hancock: Bi. Thomson made him realize this.

Hopkins: Straight but did sleep with a man by accident a long time ago.

Lee: Straight but a very enthusiastic ally.

Thomson: Gay. Very gay.

Wilson: Gay.

Hall: Gay.

McKean: is Trans and her name is now Margaret. Also she is a lesbian.

Rodney: straight.

Read: homophobic af so he’s very straight.

Chase: Pan. Idk why but he gives off that vibe.

Sherman: Bi.

Morris: Is deep in the closest. Gay.

Hewes: Extremely straight and homophobic.

Bartlett: straight but a supportive ally.

Livingston: Claims to not support gays but he’s secretly gay himself.

Witherspoon: Gay is a sin in his book so he doesn’t support anyone who’s gay. But he’s ace.

McNair: Gayyyyyy.

Abigail: supportive ally.

Martha: Bi.

All the 1776 characters in a fifa world cup watch party

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How 1776 characters would be in a FIFA World Cup watch party:

Adams: Doesn’t understand anything that is going on, and spends the day falling in and out of sleep.

Franklin: genuinely tries to understand the sport, but keeps asking questions every 10 seconds and he starts to annoy everyone.

Jefferson: Is rooting for Spain just because he likes the colors.

Dickinson: Is extremely into it and screams loudly whenever Argentina scores (because of course he’s going for them….)

Rutledge: Keeps walking in front of the tv on purpose to piss everyone off.

Hancock: He’s cooked a lot of good food and doesn’t care about the game itself.

Hopkins: Is so drunk on rum that he thinks soccer (or football) is p*rn and starts moaning, causing confusion and delay.

Lee: is an extreme-LEE enthusiastic first time watcher and just wants both teams to have fun.

Thomson: Won’t stop harassing Hancock, demanding him to tell him who he’s rooting for.

Wilson: is very confused but tries to act like he likes the game.

Hall: Bets all his money on Spain. He wins a ton of money.

McKean: Is very upset with some of the calls and when someone on Spain gets a red card, he shoots the tv with his musket.

Rodney: Is too sick to care.

Read: Is too busy gambling and losing a lot of money to focus on the actual game.

Chase: He eats almost all the food and won’t stop farting, clearing the room immediately.

Sherman: Tries to get into it but gets immediately bored and goes for a walk.

Morris: ….do I even need to say it at this point?

Hewes: Bets on Argentina and loses all his money and goes into debt.

Bartlett: Scolds Hopkins for being a drunk bastard.

Livingston: Won’t stop screaming at the tv and has to be put in the corner.

Witherspoon: Thinks the game is a sin, and prays that anyone who bets repents.

Abigail: Acts like she’s into it for the kids, but she’d rather watch paint dry.

McNair: Is asleep after setting up the party for Hancock.

Martha: Her dress keeps knocking into the tv and she’s forced to sit 10 feet away from it.

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i can’t expect witherspoon’s happy lol

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How the 1776 characters would react to becoming ghosts instead of going to an afterlife:

Adams: actually loves this because he can haunt anyone who’s wronged him. He loves making things fall down.

Franklin: Thinks it’s hilarious and flies everywhere but eventually gets bored and tries to ascend but fails.

Dickinson: is confused as hell but decides he likes it, and he finds Adams’ ghost and tries to fight him, but obviously can’t.

Jefferson: Is very upset because he cannot find Martha so that means she’s ascended and he hasn’t.

Rutledge: Beyond pissed because he thought he’d end up in hell like everyone said he would, and he had been looking forward to fist fighting Satan.

Hancock: lowkey okay with it, and he haunts the flies that tormented him in congress.

Lee: Floats 24/7, and never leaves Virginia.

Hopkins: is only pissed because he cannot drink rum anymore.

Wilson: Is very scared and tries to ascend multiple times but cannot. But he calms down once Dickinson teaches him how to be a proper ghost.

Hall: Has fun pranking his dead relatives by breaking things.

McKean: He dies years before Read (idk if that’s accurate in real life but this is all fake obvs) and he torments him.

Rodney: Is furious because he wants peace, not to be a ghost.

Read: Gets back at McKean by getting his ghost stuck in a vase.

Chase: He’s too fat to float, so he just sits in an empty chair all the time, sniffing food he can no longer eat.

Sherman: The only thing he’s upset about is not being able to drink coffee. Other than that he likes being a ghost.

Morris: apparently the universe abstained courteously from allowing him to ascend.

Hewes: Beyond confused and spends eternity questioning everything.

Bartlett: Spends eternity debating what he could have possibly done to not make it to heaven or hell.

Witherspoon: Oh, oh he’s fucking livid. He was a reverend for crying out loud, shouldn’t that guarantee a one way ticket to heaven? Apparently not. He prays and begs God to let him through, but nothing ever happens.

Livingston: doesn’t give two shits and just watches over his family.

McNair: Is upset he can’t meet this Sweet Jesus he always talks about.

Courier: begs to go where his friends are, but can’t.

Abigail: accepts it and just haunts her and John’s farm.

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1776 murder mystery:

Who died: Adams

Adams was last seen with: Jefferson

1st suspect: Jefferson

2nd suspect: Dickinson

3rd suspect: Rutledge

Who is arrested: Dickinson

Hancock decides to be detective, and searches for clues or information. He discovers Dickinson’s fingerprints on Adams’ cane. And there’s blood on Dickinson’s shoe. But how can this be? Jefferson was the one last seen with Adams.

Well, Hancock discovers that Adams had went to use the privy, and Dickinson happened to sneak up on Adams, intending just to scare him.

Dickinson had grabbed his cane by mistake, and when Adams charged at him, he fled.

A few moments later, Adams and Jefferson were in the tavern, and Jefferson goes to get a drink. Adams stands up to stretch, and somebody stabs him from behind.

After much interrogation and confusion, it turns out that Samuel Chase murdered Adams.

what would each 1776 character be like on a road trip?

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What would each 1776 character be like on a road trip:

John Adams: obnoxious as always. He’d want to stop at every sight seeing opportunity and gives speeches to the Congress on where they are and why it’s important.

Ben Franklin: is asleep the entire trip.

Thomas Jefferson: Is originally on aux but gets kicked off for playing too many mushy love songs.

John Dickinson: complains every second about something, especially about Franklin’s gout foot.

Edward Rutledge: Hates every second of this road trip and requests to be dropped off at a gas station and he finds his way back home somehow.

John Hancock: is the driver and he’s scolding everyone left and right. The windows are also all the way down.

Charles Thomson: Is in the passenger seat and is constantly wiping sweat off of Hancock and also taking notes about the trip.

Stephen Hopkins: drunk as a skunk on rum. Nothing he says makes sense but he gets everyone laughing.

Richard Henry Lee: is now on aux and his songs are actually good and at one point he gets everyone to sing Sweet Caroline.

James Wilson: is miserable and has bad anxiety the whole time, but it’s worth it because Dickinson lets him snuggle into him.

Lyman Hall: Is also asleep but he’s holding hands with Rutledge while Rutledge is still there.

Thomas McKean: Clings to his musket just incase some rude driver cuts them off.

Caesar Rodney: unfortunately he’s unable to go due to poor health. But they all send him a postcard.

George Read: His allergies act up and he is sneezing every 5 seconds which drives everyone insane, and he’s kicked out.

Samuel Chase: is the keeper of the snacks, but he eats them all not even halfway through, so Hancock yells at him and has to go to the grocery store and now Hancock keeps the snacks by him.

Roger Sherman: makes everyone coffee but he spills it on McKean, causing McKean to lose his shit and threaten him with his musket.

Lewis Morris: abstains courteously from attending.

Joseph Hewes: Is squished in the back with Chase and they somehow end up making out???

Josiah Bartlett: Has a giant medical kit with him because he’s paranoid as fuck, and the only person who needs anything is Thomson after he gets a hickey from Hancock and the bruising needs to be covered up.

Robert Livingston: Tries to bring all his kids but Hancock immediately turns them away.

John Witherspoon: Prays every hour on the hour and this gets annoying real quick, so he’s dropped off at a church.

Andrew McNair: Is there mostly to clean up any accidents, and Chase certainly has one.

Courier: He somehow snuck into the van, and they all let him stay.

Abigail Adams: Has to constantly tell John Adams to calm down, and she’s the only one who can get him back to Earth.

John Adams: claims it’s a hoax and then gets it a day later from eating a salad.

Benjamin Franklin: if he can deal with gout, diarrhea is nothing.

Thomas Jefferson: is a farmer so he’s fine. no veggies or fruits are contaminated.

John Dickinson: Is very paranoid and throws out all his salads.

Edward Rutledge: literally doesn’t give two fucks and gets it for 3 weeks. He claims it’s nothing but he secretly cries himself to sleep.

John Hancock: Gets it and it only lasts a day for him but he’s miserable. Thomson has to nurse him back to health.

Charles Thomson: Refuses to eat fruits and veggies for a while. He gives Hancock a lesson on which ones to avoid after he gets it.

Richard Henry Lee: Tries to have a positive outlook on it, but he gets it from eating blueberries and is never the same again.

Stephen Hopkins: He tends to shit a lot anyway due to the rum so it doesn’t really affect him.

Lyman Hall: Carefully washes his produce and cooks them.

James Wilson: Won’t even go near produce.

Thomas McKean: Claims he’s immune to the diarrhea but gets it anyway and refuses to come to work for weeks.

Caesar Rodney: unfortunately, it kills him since he’s already very weak. But he somehow is revived and everyone is now afraid of him.

George Read: Refuses to believe it exists and ends up hospitalized.

Samuel Chase: this mother fucker cannot stop shitting himself in congress and it has to be evacuated for weeks because of his explosive shit.

Roger Sherman: claims coffee can cure it but combining coffee with produce turns out to be a near fatal combination for him.

Lewis Morris: abstains courteously from eating any produce.

Joseph Hewes: Claims he doesn’t believe it but secretly throws away all his produce.

Josiah Bartlett: See Lyman Hall.

Robert Livingston: Bans his kids from touching produce.

John Witherspoon: Prays for the diarrhea to go away.

Andrew McNair: His bathroom will never see the light of day again….

Courier: He’s had and seen worse.

Abigail Adams: see Robert Livingston.