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was it actually working? for once was one of chandler’s desperate attempts at flirting ACTUALLY working? it very much seemed that way at this point. “wait really?” he said in disbelief that she hadn’t hung up or threatned to call the police. “oh, you can call me chandler.” he laughed through hte phone. “wait are you saying i’m the serial killer cause i know it won’t be me.” he awkwardly laughed again. “is this the part where i’m supposed to ask you out?”

Gretchen laughed she didn’t see why he was so in shock but at the same time she understood how it felt .” Well Chandler that depends I mean murder doesn’t sound too comfortable does it?” She cleared her throat... god she sounded like an eighty year old . “And I don’t know ... you tell me .” She said shyly her voice sweet and sort of sassy but she was flattered nonetheless.

No, chandler was not very good with words, or girls. But he figured he would try, and seeing the cute girl at the bakery for her birthday he figured he would go for it. And was it creepy he saw her write down a phone number on the sign in and maybe remembered it? Yeah that was creepy even for him. And though his friends told him not to, he picked up the phone and called the cute girl from the bakery. And yet, she answered. “Uhhh hi!” He said awkwardly. “I’m the total stud that stood behind you at the bakery the other day.” He said laughing at his own joke, yet again. “But this is Gretchen right? I hope it’s not weird but I thought you were really cute at the bakery and when you left I saw your name and number when signing in and I just thought I would take a chance and ..... you’re gonna hang up now aren’t you?”

LAST TEXT SENT: 

                ‘   I’D  HATE  TO  put  anyone  on  the  spot  ,  but  if  i  had  to  choose  ,  i’d  fuck  ashley  ,  marry  will  ,  and  kill  gretchen  .   sorry  ,  gretchen  .   ‘          @banksiisms​  ,  @willsgotfresh​  ,  @fetchgretchxo​