It's almost 5 am. I am still on the couch.

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

You really can’t find this type of humor anywhere else

Never forget: Moose are legit Ice Age megafauna that never died out.

He just….just….pet the wild moose…the bravery, the hutzpah

The forbidden snoot!

Normally I would say you shouldn’t pet a wild animal, but the moose is already right there. If you’re that close to a moose’s snout you might as well pet it. If the moose wants to kill you, you’re going to die, so you might as well.

@paran0rmaltexas

A giant moose, OP says when that is just a normal size moose

ascend

bye bye lil sebastian

This image was the reason Tumblr terminated my blog.