stan marsh shady facts

in styleville we recite this as our pledge of allegiance

Writing Stan absolutely obsessed with Kyle and horrendously down bad for him is the right choice yet I have never seen anyone write or draw it to the point of him seeing Kyle as his god or some sort

boy king/knight childhood best friends to lovers. superhero/antihero/supervillain. fake gay dating slowly turning to real gay marriage. villain/henchman toxic yaoi where their dynamic reflects their unhealthy relationships with their parents. and you can get all this and more at the south park shipping store

the thing about south park yaoi is it’s GOOD it’s fucking good okay do you think i want to fucking be here do you think i would be here if it wasn’t that fucking good.

my (22M) bitch wife (21M) won’t let me decorate our new apartment with broncos merch because he doesn’t respect the convenience of the fact that i have enough broncos lamps to put one in each room, which would save us a lot on lamp-buying expenses

a south park fanartist will draw nature settings and neighborhoods with emotional atmosphere you couldn’t even fathom. they’re drawing trees and houses with the kind of nostalgic whimsy that hasn’t even been INVENTED before. and ultimately that ability is a byproduct of being abnormal about south park and cannot be achieved in the same way through any other means which is why abnormal about south park is a beautiful thing to be. peace and love in this gorgeous world

Why’s it called a blowjob when you suck not blow?

It was originally called a belowjob, standing for ‘below the belt’ But because people are shit at English, the two words sound the same, so over time it became known as Blow and not Below.

This Kenny McCormick roleplay blog just lied to all of you and now this post has almost 50 thousand notes goodbye