The Hero of Ferelden

“You come here often?”

“Can I offer you a drink?”

“So.. You expecting someone?”

“Do you need a place to stay for tonight?”

“I gotta tell you… you look incredibly hot.”

“Do you want to dance with me?”

“Look at us… we are basically a couple already.”

“I bet you would look even better without your clothes on.”

“Are you single? Just asking.”

“You’re the most beautiful person I have ever encountered.”

“What would you say if you and me would go somewhere else?”

“I love the way you’re dressed.”

“Do I have any chances with you?”

“Do you have anything better to do later?”

“Can I get your phone number?”

“You seem like a bad boy/girl/person type.”

“I can do whatever you want, babe.”

“You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.”

“I bet guys/gals/people are all over you.”

“You should be a model.”

“Are you… trying to flirt with me?”

“Maybe if I get a free drink I can consider talking to you.”

“That won’t work. Try again.”

“Oh my god, did you just say that out loud?”

“I’m waiting for someone. However, you can amuse me in the meanwhile.”

“You don’t look so bad yourself.”

“I thought you were taken.”

“So, have you flirted with every girl/boy/one in this bar yet?”

“Do I look like someone who seems interested in you?”

add ‘+ reverse’ for the roles to be switched!

[hug] sender gives receiver a hug.

[wrap] sender wraps arm around receiver’s shoulder

[hold hands] sender holds receiver’s hand

[high five] sender high-fives receiver

[protect] sender protects receiver from something (feel free to add from what; a person, a dangerous situation, etc.)

[doorbell] sender rings the doorbell to the receiver’s house

[gift] sender gives receiver a gift (feel free to specify what)

[blind surprise] sender blindfolds receiver to lead them to a surprise waiting for them

[scare] sender jumps out of a hiding spot to scare receiver

[lean on me] sender lets receiver lean on them for support

[drunk] sender helps a drunk receiver get home safe

[heal] sender helps receiver treat an injury / wound

[sleepover] sender is sleeping over at receiver’s home

[game] sender and receiver is playing a game against each other (video game, board game, etc.)

[comfort] sender comforts receiver in a moment of sadness

[cheer] sender cheers on / encourages receiver

[dare] sender dares receiver to do something (feel free to add what)

[hobbies] sender introduces receiver to one of their hobbies

[something new] sender and receiver try out something new together (feel free to add what)

[road trip] sender and receiver goes on a road trip

[camping] sender and receiver goes camping

[hiking] sender and receiver goes hiking

[swimming] sender and receiver goes swimming

[haunted] sender and receiver visits a haunted location at night

[makeup] sender does receiver’s make-up (can be serious or just for fun)

[hair] sender styles receiver’s hair (can be serious or just for fun)

[shopping] sender and receiver goes shopping together

[dress up] sender decides receiver’s outfit for the day (feel free to add what kinda outfit)

[switch up] sender and receiver switches styles for a day (hair, clothes, makeup, etc.)

don’t shake your head at me like that, you prick.

what’s the panic?

you wait here for me.

sorry for your trouble, you know, that’s all.

i hear you get nightmares. you know any cure for that?

you need to talk to someone, you can talk to me.

we’re always talking about down the road. down the road, we’ll be happy. down the road, it’ll be perfect. but it never is.

don’t shout at me.

jesus, what is it now?

i’ll be straight up with you. i don’t give a shit about anyone, man.

you’re a fucking hypocrite, you know.

this is bullshit.

come here to me, sweetheart.

cops are gonna be all over this.

how come you know all this shit?

come here to me, buddy. you’re all right.

you’re not cut out for the life you’re leading.

relax, i’ll be back in an hour.

well, the body has experienced a trauma. body and mind are connected.

what do you keep smiling for?

these are whopping nuggets. think they’re made with real chicken.

it’s good to see you, pal.

you’re always wanting to blow shit up, aren’t you?

you’re gonna have to disappear.

and i asked you and you lied to me, swore blind you didn’t.

fuck off, will you? don’t be annoying me.

i’m in a bind, man. i’m in a fucking bind.

do you understand? that’s trauma.

hey! i’m in fucking heels here.

you’re gonna be all right, mate. okay? you’re gonna be all right.

you should’ve come to me before.

you’ll be late for your own funeral if you don’t watch it.

you should see your face. you thought i was serious?

you don’t think it matters ‘cause – ‘cause if someone was a bad person, but it does.

it’s all bullshit, you know. i’m so fucking tired all the time.

look, take my hand, go on.

listen, have a think about it, yeah?

call the cops. cops come. they don’t come. they never come.

“don’t do that. don’t shut me out.” 

“you’ve been crying. i can tell.”

“we need to change those bandages and get some food in you.”

“you want me to rub your back ’til you fall asleep?”

“that was a brave thing you did today.” 

“shh, that’s okay, get everything out.”   

“there’s something on your shirt. you – that’s blood!”

“need some space?”

“you should lay down.”

“there’s nothing wrong with asking for help.” 

“shh, shh. you were having a nightmare.”

“we can talk through the door.” 

“let’s clean you up and get you to bed, okay?”

“you almost died.” 

“i brought you a blanket.”

“you’re home. you’re safe.” 

“i’m worried about you.”

“is everything okay?”

“tell me how to make it better.”

“it’s been a tough few days. how are you holding up?”

“you have to stay awake. come on, give my hand a squeeze.” 

“you’re in the hospital.” 

“think you can make it to the bathroom?”

A series of headcanon asks to delve more in-depth with what makes the muses tick! Questions range from the obscure to the obvious so as to dig further into a muse’s life and habits.

Be sure to specify muses for multi-muse blogs!

Coral Fragments: How well does your muse deal with stress? Do they do anything in particular to help them deal with it, and if so what do they do? 

Rosy Fog: What are their immediate views on romantic love?

Rosy Haze: Do they react well when they develop feelings for someone and if not why?

Rosy Touch: How do they show affection nonverbally? Are they likely to show affection with their words as well?

Apatite Chatter: Are they the friendly sort or do they prefer to let others start off interactions with them?

Apatite Tic: Does your muse have any sort of verbal tics or impediments?

Garnet Shadows: Is your muse apt to stab someone in the back in any way? If so, would they admit to doing so or would they lie to cover it up?

Garnet Shine: How devoted are they to their loved ones? Would this devotion delve into the obsessive side?

Garnet Core: What sorts of things would they be willing to do for friends? For family? For their significant other(s)?

Amethyst Terrors: Are their nights plagued with past memories or nightmares in general? What do they usually entail if so?

Amethyst Calm: How do they usually sleep, in what position? Do they like plenty of pillows, blankets and/or plush toys?

Makeshift Stone: What does their internet search history usually include? Are there any parts of their searches that they’re embarrassed by?

Cracked Cement: Are they adept at using technology of any kind or do they typically need help with it?

Brickwork Shadows: Is your muse good with their hands, or do they tend to be fairly clumsy?

Sapphire Depths: Do they prefer to think ahead or to leap right in and wing things?

Sapphire Beacon: What kinds of things inspire your muse and does your muse tend to inspire others?

Selenite Pillars: Does your muse think they’re mentally or physically strong? Is this belief true or only something the muse believes to be true?

Aventurine Calling: Do they believe in luck? If so, would they consider themselves lucky or unlucky?

Fluorite Cloud: If they had the opportunity, would they prefer to know what’s going to happen in the future or not? Why?

Fluorite Bearings: How strongly do they listen to their intuition? Is their intuition usually correct or incorrect?

Peridot Ghosts: What kind of things get them frazzled or anxious? Do they tend to handle them well or get swept up in the moment?

Moonstone Luster: Are there are any items they own that have sentimental value to them?

Diamond Kiss: What kind of clothing and accessories do they prefer to wear? Are there are any particular reasons outside of general comfort that they like wearing these?

Coal Dust: Can they withstand manual labor? Do they avoid manual labor as much as possible, and if so, why?

Prehnite Memory: How good is their memory? Has it always been like this or did something happen to make it this way?

Bismuth Hue: Are they sickly or get sick often?

Bismuth Aid: What sort of medication, if any do they have to take, if any? Do they refuse to take it, forget to take it, or do they prefer to keep on it?

Quartz Cluster: What kind of textures (e.g. silky, rough, slick, etc) do they prefer?

Jade Ambition: How ambitious is your muse and what are their current goals? To what ends will they go to to make those wishes a reality?

Jade Gain: How well do they manage their money?

Amazonite Comfort: What sorts of things bring your muse comfort in trying times? Are there any habits they have when things get difficult to help cope?

Amazonite Shade: Are they pessimistic, optimistic or somewhere in the middle? Was there anything that happened to them in their life that caused them to think in this way?

Topaz Storm: Is your muse the creative type in any way? How do they usually express their creativity?

Topaz Tears: Do they have any sort of outlet they use as a means to cope (e.g. writing, drawing, playing music, etc.)? How’d they get into it if they do?

Topaz Calling: Do they have anything that they have natural talent in? If so do they enjoy doing it or is it something they tend to forget about?

Ruby Craze: Are they a passionate person or do they tend to be more down-to-earth?

Ruby Light: Are they the sort to wear their heart on the sleeve? If not, why?

Citrine Focus: Are they able to multi-task or do they prefer to keep at one thing at a time?

Opal Wonder: How big is their imagination? Do they tend to share these ideas or keep them to themselves?

dragon age: inquisition locations

“we had a good breakfast. do you think you’ll survive?”

“you sure were out of it. i’ve been trying to wake you up for ten minutes.”

“that wasn’t fair and you know it. you caught me off guard.”

“good morning, sleepyhead.”

“i’ll let you know when, and don’t let me catch you peeking.”

“the hot chocolate is ready.”

“i got dizzy all of a sudden, that’s all.”

“but that’s enough for today.”

“let’s go make some sandwiches.”

“it’s a secret, and a surprise.”

“to start with, i want you to relax. try not to think about anything. close your eyes and relax.”

“i don’t even remember going to bed.”

“breathe deep, taking your breaths all the way in and letting them out slowly.”

“that’s because i had to carry you to your bed.”

“now, my little man, what do you say we go get some breakfast?”

“something told me to bring this in case we ran into trouble.”

“i am warning you: don’t try to weasel your way out of it.”

“is it okay if i sleep in your bed tonight?”

“you’re doing an excellent job.” 

“you must have been worlds away, as hard as it was to wake you.”

“i guess you better stop it, then; don’t you think?”

“we’re going fishing this weekend.”

“it’s way past our bedtimes and we have a lot to do tomorrow.”

“you be careful. i know you want to learn this, but you have to be patient, too.”

“are you okay this morning?”

“you will miss out on a lot of things that kids have fun doing, and i feel bad about that.”

“that’s my little helper.”

“what do you say we call it a day and go make some chocolate chip cookies?”

“it’s more dangerous than anything you’ll ever learn.”

“i love you, too. i think we’re going to have a lot of fun today.”

“stay back and no one gets hurt.”

“i’ve lost a lot of blood.”

“you don’t have to feel bad. i’m having more fun than any kid ever dreamt about, spending time with you.”

“i think it’s time for a rest.”

“you get the eggs and whatever you want in your omelet, and i’ll get the frying pan ready.”

“that’s easy for you to say. it’s not your house.”

these are from youtuber snapcube’s real time fandub of sonic 06. change around as you see fit ! tw: implied drug use

“ lets get litty in this bitch. “

“ i will light this bitch up right now. “

“ we’re gonna get higher than a kite tonight ! “

“ yes , _____ , i got your bitch ! “

“ well , _____ , go read a book or something ! “

“ see ya , idiot ! “

“ maaaaaaaaybe something with … sprinkles. “

“ i can fly ? what ?! “

“ aww , we missed him again ! we always miss the ice cream aircraft , _____ ! “

“ we can play so much fortnite in here , dude ! “

“ the new rage is doki doki literature club battle royale. “

“ look into this orb , inside you’ll see the future. in your future it looks like you’ll kiss seven girls. lucky for you. “

“ if you were a true copy of me , you’d know i’m gay. “

“ ugh , i just want to sleep , please. “

“ aww , i fucking feel you there , buddy. “

“ were you talking about fortnite ? no , no i’m not even going to pretend you were talking about fortnite. i just really love bringing up my favorite game whenever i can. “

“ well i’m not a gamer , so maybe they’ll respect me ? “

“ that just makes you a beta cuck. “

“ i’m an alpha gamer. “

“ have you ever interacted with a woman in your life , _____ ? “

“ robots in the sky ! it’s like that one dream i had once about robots in the sky ! “

“ tell it to us in excruciating detail , _____. “

“ all of the gamers … all of the gamers will be on OUR side ! we’ll have an army of gamers to take on the world with ! “

“ oh my god this is , is this what a … what a tree looks like ? it’s beautiful. is that a rock too !? fuck yeah , this place rules ! “

“ uh … oh ! you’re not my boyfriend ! get out of here , ew ! “

“ this is the worst , this is the actual worst , i want to go home. “

“ my whole good mood is ruined , i hope you’re happy with yourself. “

“ hands are so important. when was the last time you washed your hands ? i haven’t washed mines in four days. “

“ _____ ! wait … how do i know your name ?! “

“ speak for yourself , motherfucker. “

“ i can never stop thinking … it sends me into a fit. always analyzing , always so superior to everyone around me. i know so much , _____ , my brain is too good for this world. “ 

“ you can’t stop our love ! “

“ … yup , i can kill you. “

“ that’s a fitting punishment , i think , for stealing my boyfriend ! i’ll fill your stomach with rocks ! “

“ hoooly shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit , wow ! “

“ what the fuck does that even mean ? those string of words just absolutely mean nonsense to me. “ 

“ ________ , guess what ? i can never die ! “

“ oh no ! i’m having a flashback ! “

“ i’m more of a coke of cola fan. “

“ now everyone’s my boyfriend ! “

“ hey ? wanna join me ? you guys wanna start a polyamorous marriage ? “

“ hey ! hey ! do you wanna go out ? “

these are quotes taken from various supports between the characters of the video game fire emblem: three houses. feel free to change around the quotes as you see fit!

“ my goodness. sword training again today ? don’t overdo it , all right ? “

“ _____. i’m sorry to ask this of you , but … will you lend me a hand ? “

“ you shouldn’t be so disappointed in yourself. you’re improving too , you just need to keep at it. “

“ but … i have no right to stand beside you. “

“ you can’t just spy on people while they’re singing without even saying anything ! it’s not right ! “

“ i just wanted to … help you out … so that … ok , fine ! I’m bribing you. “

“ _____ ! are you … blushing ? “

“ i don’t know. shut up. i’m not blushing. “

“ oh ! yes , i suppose — i mean , sure , it’d be — that is … it would be my pleasure to , ah — to dine? with you? i mean , i … um … “

“ are you still worrying over what I said to you before? “

“ did you hear , _____ ? there’s been another theft in the pantry ! “

“ _____ ! i — i was just … hey , hang on a second … did you come here to feed the cat too ? “

“ i’m a defender of the helpless ! you really think i’d steal some food for a cat ? i got it by fighting an old guy in the dining hall ! i won it fair and square ! “

“ hey there. still studying , are we ? isn’t it past your bedtime ? “

“ whatever it is you think you’re treating me like , it’s unendingly annoying. “

“ sounds awfully lonely to only talk to those whom you have business with. do you really dislike talking to people that much ? “

“ please don’t … this is making me a little uncomfortable. “

“ what the — are you telling me a story? “

“ mmm … mmm … ah ! meat is the best ! veggies and fish are great too , but , uh , there’s nothing quite like a good cut of meat. “

“ you’re pretty touchy , huh ? it’s probably because you’re hungry ! “

“ it seems the more time i spend eating with you , the less likely we are to become friends. “

“ yes , your radiant smile shall illuminate all the world ! with me by your side , you will not be able to help it ! “

“ in fact , i’ve … begun somewhat to think of you as rather something more. “

“ huh ? sorry , what did you say ? “

“ while your passion may be admirable , it is sadly misdirected. this matter takes priority. return to your hobby when your duty is done. “

“ i watched you training earlier. pitiful display. “

“ hey ! why don’t you just shut up about it ? I can control myself. “

starters  /  prompts taken from various game grumps’   ten minute power hour   videos .  feel free to change pronouns  /  tenses as necessary . 

“  stop throwing stuff  ,  what is wrong with you  ?!  ”

“  turn on the magic of colored lights  ,  you jerks  ”

“  there’s a warrant out for my arrest  ”

“  this is just a blob  ”

“  i’m yelling in general not at you  ”

“  what if a child ate these  ,  then they would die of glass poisoning  ”

“  how did kids do this when they were childs ?  ”

“  take your cup off the raft you animal  ”

“  how do you not know your soda trivia  ,  you dope ?  ”

“  it tastes like cough medicine but good  ”

“  i think i’m losing feeling in my right arm  ”

“  i should be in a carnival  ”

“  i got the sugar shakes  ”

“  it’s a four  ,  as in the amount of days i have left to live  ”

“  i feel so weak  ”

“  i don’t have a sense of smell anymore  ”

“  drink it you armadillo  ”

“  ew no no oh no no  —  oh that’s not bad  ”

“  it tastes like if i ate a fridge magnet  ”

“  i love MSG  —  that stands for mighty good soup  ”

“  if we could get something sharp and dangerous that would be great  ”

“  the moral of the story is you have to have a huge hat  ”

“  i’m your dad  ”

“  you need to grow up .  it’s time to grow up  ”

“  i can’t open my eye it’s glued shut  ”

“  i’m a little bumblebee  ,  bzzzzz  ”

“  who knew that eating frosting could be such great exercise ?  ”

“  great news on the friendship front :  you’re my friend  ”

“  we better call some hospitals  ”

“  i’m already so sweaty  ”

“  there’s some kind of dinosaur wearing pants  ”

“  looking at this makes me feel like i’m having a stroke  ”

“  what does arizona look like ?  ”

“  i’m here with all of my friends in a hot  ,  nasty  ,  sweaty corner  ”

“  you see a spiced up dino  ,  you want that boy to smile  ”

“  i’m not gonna pretend i’m not jealous  ”

“  dude you got a scoodily doop dee woop doop doop wah wah wah  ”

“  we don’t have the necessary amount of woops  ”

“  i don’t want a pumpkin growing in my belly  ”

“  what are you  ,  my bully from middle school ?  ”

“  pumpkins were made by god to scare children away  ”

“  he’s already dead  ”

“  i feel good about what we’ve done here today  ”

“  ooo  ,  sparkles  ”

“  i’m trying to be beautiful  ”

“  oh we’re gonna fucking die  ”

“  are we penalized for screaming ?  ”

    You are ɴᴏᴛ a victim.              You are a survivor.

bitter  /  aggressive  one  -  liners  as  taken  from  the  website  pinterest  . tw  adult  themes  .     customize  as  you  wish  !