Sentence Starters from Season Four of ‘Justified’ (Pt. 1)
** please feel free to change any pronouns or words to fit your character. adult themes, language, references to violence, guns, etc. are present.
“It’s from Lebowski. Netflix it. You can be one of the cool kids.”
“Yes, the most overrated of the nuts.”
“You know what your problem is? You got no self-awareness.”
“You ever hear the saying, ‘You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole’.”
“Well, I ain’t covering that up with the smell of baking cookies.”
“What’s he gonna do, tell everyone that he was shot at a whorehouse wearing a bear costume?”
“You know, I’ve been told I got a screw loose but this is just crazy.”
“You got $10,000 stuck up your ass?”
“I’m not the one handcuffed in the back of a car, asshole!”
“You ever hear the expression, 'a woman needs a reason, all a man needs is a place’.”
“I know it’s not as pressing as catching a fugitive but a bar without booze is a sad place.”
“I want you to stay right there, just like that.”
“I’m probably gonna walk out that door but if I don’t leave, do you think you could make me?”
“Not a matter of if that powder keg is gonna blow but when.”
“Boss doesn’t drive. Unless he wants to. And I don’t want to.”
“You’re keeping addict hours. You come in late, you leave early, you’re haggard.”
“The smart money in the office pool is on exotic dancing.”
“Speak of the devil and he shall appear.”
“I don’t even trust the way you just now said I could trust you.”
“That’s mighty Christian of you.”
“Your days are more interesting than most.”
“I can be any number of kind of girls, depending on what the situation calls for.”
“I was just thinking we could lock that door and have some fun on this here bar.”
“In the right light, you could be considered attractive.”
“I wouldn’t kick you out of bed for eating crackers.”
“Unlike the rest of these sorry souls around here, we’re not afraid of you.”
“If he beat the shit out of some guy for just rubbing on you, how’s he gonna react when he finds out what we’ve been doing?”
“Carrot didn’t work, means it’s time for the stick.”
“It was late, we were in my bedroom, so we didn’t talk as much as we should’ve.”
“I meet bad people for a living.”
“Let’s think hard about the next few seconds. You wanna live through 'em, you need to keep your hands out to the side and do everything slow.”
“A good investigator assumes nothing but observes everything.”
“You look oddly out of place in a house of iniquity.”
“You keep putting that little blade near my face, I’m gonna take it away from you and see who’s singing who a lullaby.”
“You know, a girl walks out on me, usually I can count on a letter or something.”
“You always talk this much when you fight?”
“End of the day, when it’s all done, she’s still kinda worth it though, isn’t she?”
“Feels good, going home.”
“Now I just sit out in the sun, warm my belly like an old dog.”
“You got that honor amongst dumbass theives thing?”
“'Dumbass’? Coming from the man sitting tied up next to me?”
“Whole world’s a tree, I’m just a squirrel looking to get a nut.”
“I’d whistle the theme song to 'Deliverance’ if I thought you had a better sense of humor.”
“What are you talking about no sense of humor? This is funny, I know I’m laughing.”
“You got a saw? You’re gonna need a saw.”
“I bet you haven’t gotten as rich as you are without ruining a lot of people’s days so I’m sure you’ll be able to forgive my transgression.”
“Is there any particular reason you’re treating us like a couple of bleached assholes?”
“Trust me that this bird in the hand is gonna be worth ten in the bush.”
“Repeating a lie don’t make it true.”
“I believe it’s customary to knock before you come into a room.”
“That’s what assholes do. They get old and die from being assholes.”
“You’re doing that thing that makes me believe you don’t have high hopes.”
“Who do I know, and you know, could scare you into shutting up?”
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