Fenwen

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the impossible planet/the satan pit are wild because if any of that shit happened in a fanfic i’d be like “noo this is so out of character be realistic he would never” but matt jones said no rose tyler IS canonically the doctor’s religion what about it & i’m forever grateful for that

i would have suuuch a bad time if i lived in adventure time i would eat a hot dog and it would turn out to be a princess or whatever and i’d plead diplomatic immunity but the cop is a banana who has only ever been taught capital punishment by his war crime lesbian overlord and then i would get publicly guillotined in the candy kingdom and the last thing i ever heard before my head fell off would be a teen boy going “oh my björk that was hella wooble shambalooby!”