The dialogue in this movie kills me.

KITTY. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

This made my entire week. haha

fucking tell girls they’re cute. tell boys they’re cute. people are cute. look at them living and having eyelashes and little tummies. sometimes people are so fucking cute and when you tell them they’re cute they smile and that’s fucking cute. 

*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*

I feel extremely uncomfortable right now 

its a naked lemon like it should have a censored thing across it or something oh my god

give me any nickname you want. like for real. a shortened form of my actual name. something completely unrelated to my actual name. shit call me the name of one of my favorite characters. anything. any nickname. i will love it and love you for giving it to me. as long as it’s not something like uncoolbutt mcboringface i will love it. and you. especially you

dumb ass loaf of bread

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

remember when the world ended last year

are you talking about the 21st of December or that time Tumblr crashed for four hours