i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute

don’t worries ladies i’m here

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

not to come on too strong but I've been fantasizing about napping with you ever since we first met

i support gore and torture but i draw the line at misogyny

start this pride month off the right way. fuck a fat femme today.

hey, saw you on the dash. you have a kicked puppy vibe and i really like it. i’m just curious if you’re more of a traumatized shelter pup with separation anxiety or more of a feral dog with a long history of biting and aggression

look it says gullible on my boobs

have alredy started growing my antlers for fall and they will be the most sexy and beauftiful ones yet ive decided