queen shit

i think id black out if i experienced even an ounce of romance at this point

i have laughed at this for 20 minutes

babe stop you’re scaring the elitists

handmaid's tale is everything.

this isn’t fun anymore i need a kiss

rip sirius black you would’ve loved trying to recreate the ‘i wanna be your slave’ mv in the gryffindor common room

can't spell disconnecting from reality without disco. let's dance

be your own villain

all i ask from my lover is to continue to love and admire me despite my various threats to take their life. 

Organizing your stuff by their colors and cleaning while listening black metal is Mars in Virgo culture

who put my personal info on the internet? just wanna talk.

absolutely love when people call me 'not wifey' material. don't wanna be wifey material. i wanna be the matriarchal dictator material, the destroyer of misogynist assholes material, the 'will kill you in a heartbeat while reading virgina woolf' material, the 'don't fuck with me unless you have a death wish' material.