I'm the conductor of the poop train

"Better out than in, I always say" -- Shrek after I come out to him

jeopardy prompt

i’ll show you REAL bisexuality *runs directly into the doorframe for some reason*

aaawuuauauuaoiiIiirrrrrgghhh!!!!!!! *remembers the bizarre existential horrors of my day-to-day life* *finds humor in the absurdity of my existential horrors* *experiences joy from the laughter this humor brings* *finds love for my life and the horrors within as a result of this joy* ok im fine

I must not cringe. Cringe is the mind-killer. Cringe is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my cringe. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. When the cringe has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. 

i don’t get hyped for games anymore i just watch an announcement trailer and think “huh neat” then forget about the game until i see a youtube vid about it 2 years later with WHAT WENT WRONG?😱 overlaid on the thumbnail

Saddest thing abt being in the lgbtq+ community rn is seeing people in pointless circular arguments over semantics when they could be doing cool shit like wearing fun outfits dancing to loud music and going down on eachother like we're sposed to

weatherboy (derogatory)

op what does this mean

wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

Speaking nothing but facts for 37 seconds

When people say you need to listen to old people because they have wisdom, this is what it’s talking about.

i love minecraft. you can make a really huge tree that's so detailed it looks real from afar or you can dig a chunk wide hole to bedrock and then fill it with chickens

No one sees my posts so I can say whatever I want

Penis

You ever spring up onto your bed like a headcrab