btw dating sucks as a concept.

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip

i love you mediocre guy who sucks

i love you mediocre girl who sucks #Feminism

spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free

and here's the desktop version for Windows with adblock and skip-bypass BlockTheSpot

Haha this green loser just turned up at my Christmas party saying I can hit him for free??? He said he'll return it one year from now but, like, how's he gonna do that without a head? ;) I'm going to get such a good grade in chivalry for thiwait what the FUCK

aaron paul has done more for the lgbts by playing jesse pinkman and doing his weird little photoshoots with bryan cranston than harry styles and taylor swift combined

i got anon hate for this post

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

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