future careers of the signs
aries: maid
taurus: animal whisperer
gemini: pilot
cancer: face of a rebellion/religious icon
leo: author/illustrator
virgo: ex-babysitter turned outspoken public figure
libra: dragon-riding lawyer
scorpio: psychic pirate
sagittarius: robotics engineer with an archery habitÂ
capricorn: leader of clown-worshiping law enforcersÂ
aquarius: fancy pirate who exclusively murders parents
pisces: tyrannical sea-witch empress of an entire planet, also betty crocker














