Felbeing

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you

“would you like a pant, friend?”

Slenderman gotta work retail now? Smh, this economy fucked EVERYONE

Ask me a question for a Blograte! x

Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.

I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

I mean it’s kind of not, seeds aren’t analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn’t analogous to sperm, plants don’t do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon

where’s olivia’s glaad award

Spite goals

Her name is Letitia Chai... she’s a fucking queen

The dramatic irony in this is incredible

this is my new favorite video

this video is the visual definition of hubris