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“________, I do not know whether to kill you or kiss you.”

“________, please listen to me! It’s going to be a disaster!”

“Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.”

“An interesting reaction! But what does it mean?”

“Are you so certain of everything?”

“Begone, ye demons from Hell!”

“But I don’t even know your name.”

“Do you think me wicked?”

“Everything I did, I swear, I thought was only for the best!”

“Eyes on the prize, ________, eyes on the prize.”

“Fetch my musket!”

“For twenty dollars, I can tell you a lot of things.”

“Get those corsets laced properly! I can her you speak without gasping.”

“Give it more juice!”

“Good morning, starshine… the earth says hello!”

“Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?”

“Haven’t you heard of peace on earth, and goodwill toward men?”

“He didn’t wake up.”

“Hold me.”

“How dare you treat my friends so shamefully!”

“How seldom it is one meets with a fellow spirit.”

“I am not a human being! I am an animal! Cold-blooded!”

“I can’t remember what fun is for.”

“I don’t have to see it, _________, I lived it.”

“I have every confidence in you.”

“I know you are, but what am I?”

“I love you, _________, but you are not mine.”

“I meant to do that.”

“I remember… the Alamo.”

“I stand up for sense and justice.”

“I think you have no heart. And I had a mind once to give you mine.”

“If you are wise, you will leave this place.”

“I’ve never had dreams. Only nightmares.”

“I’ve spent so long in darkness, I’d almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.”

“I WANT a SQUIRREL!”

“If the Martians land, they’re gonna need a place to stay. Just like everybody else.”

“I’m not a crook, I’m ambitious. There’s a difference.”

“It’s much more fun, I must confess, with lives on the line.”

“It’s the so-called “normal” guys who always let you down.”

“Just because I cannot see it doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!”

“Kill it! No, no! Stun it!”

“Life’s a bitch, now so am I.”

“Lollipops. Ought to be called cavities on a stick!”

“Look out, Mister Potato Head!”

“Marvelous things will happen.”

“Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!”

“May the Lord have mercy on your soul.”

“Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.”

“Mmmmm… see? Scrumptious!” 

“MUMBLER! Seriously, I can’t understand a word you’re saying!”

“Nobody likes scientists.”

“Our research tells us that voters like fingers.”

“Paging ________! _________, you have a telephone call at the front desk!”

“Pardon my enthusiasm.”

“People think it’s haunted.”

“Please, there’s been a mistake! I’m not dead!”

“Sometimes adults don’t know what they’re talking about.”

“Splendors you never have dreamed all your days will be yours.”

“Tell me, my dear, can a heart still break once it’s stopped beating?” 

“Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

“Terrible news, folks! The worst tragedy of our time!”

“That’s the problem. He was dead to begin with.”

“These are desperate times, ________, and desperate measures are called for…”

“They all deserve to die.”

“They blew up Congress! Hahahaha!”

“There’s an eye in my soup.”

“Villainy wears many masks, none of which so dangerous as virtue…”

“Wait. I made a promise.”

“What does that wispy little brat have that you don’t have double?”

“What’s going on here? Where am I? Who are you?”

“Why are you hiding back there? You don’t have to hide from me.”

“Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they’ve got no organs!”

“Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?”

“We can build a death ray!”

“With this candle… I will set your mother on fire!”

“You are afraid of what you don’t understand, like a dog is afraid of thunder or balloons.”

“You are young. Life has been kind to you. You will learn.”

“You can’t touch anything without destroying it!”

“You didn’t invite me, so I crashed!”

“You gotta admit I played this stinkin’ city like a harp from Hell.”

“You know that they say? They say he can’t be killed. They say he drinks blood.”

“You must never move the body!”

“You, sir/madam, are an ass!”

You wanna conquer the world, you’re going to need lawyers, right?”

“You wanna get nuts? Come on, let’s get nuts!”

“Your whole nose has gone purple!”

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