Um, like, oh my gosh, you guys, I am, like, beyond freakinā pissed right now, I canāt even deal, Iām, like, having the biggest meltdown of my life, and I donāt even care who hears me! My daddy just got me a car after I passed my drivving test, and I was, like, sooo ready to be the cutest lil princess on the road, ācause I wanted a pink Audi R8, duh, ācause thatās, like, super adorbs and stuff! But nooo, he got me a Corsa! A FUKKIN CORSA!!! LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THAT DUMB CAR?! IāM SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF AND STOMPING MY FEET SO HARD I MIGHT BREAK MY FAVE HEELS, AND I DONāT EVEN CARE IF I BREAK EVERYTHING IN THIS HOUSE, āCAUSE THIS IS, LIKE, THE MOST UNFAIR THING EVER, DADDY, YOUāRE THE WORST EVER! Iām, like, supposed to be all sparkly and fab on Gram and TikTok, not, like, driving some gross Corsa thatās, like, for boring peasants or whatever! How am I even supposed to take cute car selfies in that?! Itās, like, so un-Insta, I canāt even, Iām, like, dying of shame already, and I deserve so much better, ācause Iām, like, me!
And, oh my gosh, itās even worseāitās, like, purple?! PURPLE?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, DADDY?! IāM, LIKE, THROWING THE BIGGEST TANTRUM EVER, āCAUSE I WANTED PINK, āCAUSE PINK IS, LIKE, MY WHOLE ENTIRE VIBE, ITāS ALL BARBIE AND CUTE AND STUFF, BUT PURPLE IS, LIKE, SO UGLY AND NOT ME AT ALL, AND NOW I LOOK LIKE SOME LAME NOBODY WHO DOESNāT EVEN KNOW HOW TO MATCH HER AESTHETIC! Iām, like, kicking my chair and, like, screaming so loud my neighbors probly hate me, and Iām, like, throwing my phone across the room, and I hope it breaks, ācause I donāt even care, ācause daddy should care more about me! I canāt even show up to my shoots in a purple Corsa, my stylist will, like, laugh in my face, and my fans will be, like, āEww, who even are you, why are you in that?!ā Iām, like, crying my eyes out, ācause Iām supposed to be a total princess, not some nobody in a lame car, and daddy should know that, ācause heās, like, rich, so he shouldāve got me what I wanted, duh! I donāt even care if he spent his last penny, he shouldāve made it happen, ācause Iām, like, his little girl, and I deserve everything!
And, like, hello, it took me, like, 7 tries to pass my drivving test, so an Audi R8 is, like, the only thing that makes sense, ācause 8 is, like, the next number after 7, and itās, like, in the name, R8, so, like, obvs thatās the car I should have! Like, duh, daddy, why canāt you get that?! Itās, like, basic math or whatever, and Iām, like, so mad he didnāt even think about that! I worked so hard failing 7 times, and I finally passed, so I deserve the best car ever, not some dumb Corsa thatās, like, so not even cute! I canāt even fit all my Shein hauls in a Corsa, ācause itās, like, so tiny and lame, and I need a big trunk for all my sparkly outfits, ācause Iām, like, the biggest deal on Gram, and I canāt be seen in something so un-Insta, itās, like, ruining my whole life! I CANāT EVEN POST A STORY WITH THAT CAR IN THE BACKGROUND, ITāS SO SHAMEFUL, DADDY, WHY WOULD YOU RUIN MY LIFE LIKE THIS?! I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW, YOU DONāT EVEN CARE ABOUT ME!
Iām, like, never ever talking to daddy again, heās, like, the worst, and he doesnāt even love me, ācause if he did, he wouldāve got me the pink Audi R8, not some stupid purple Corsa thatās, like, not even a real car! Iām, like, rolling on the floor crying, ācause this is, like, so unfair, and I deserve so much better, ācause Iām, like, the best, and I should have everything I want, ācause Iām, like, perfect! I donāt even care if daddy worked hard for his money, he shouldāve spent it all on me, ācause Iām, like, his little princess, and I should have the best car ever! Iām, like, done with everything, I hate my life now, and itās all daddyās fault!
And, like, oh my gosh, I just know Lew (@otaku-orochi-okami) is, like, finding this so funny right now, and Iām, like, sooo pissed, ācause itās not funny at all, okay?! IāM, LIKE, SCREAMING AND CRYING OVER HERE, AND THIS IS, LIKE, A HARD LIMIT FOR ME, LEW, YOU JERK! I canāt even deal with how much this purple Corsa is, like, ruining my whole life, and heās probly laughing at me, thinking itās, like, some big joke or whatever! But this is, like, serious, ācause Iām supposed to be a total princess, and I canāt even be seen in this dumb car, itās, like, the worst thing ever! Iām, like, so mad I could, like, scream even louder, and I donāt even care if I lose my voice, ācause this is, like, the most unfair thing in the world, and Lew needs to, like, stop laughing and fix this, ācause I deserve a pink Audi R8, not some stupid Corsa thatās, like, making me look like a total loser! UGH, I HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW, THIS IS SO NOT OKAY!
And, like, Iām, like, SO DONE WITH ALL THIS CRAP, I CANāT EVEN HANDLE THIS STUPID MESS ANYMORE! LEW, YOUāRE, LIKE, THE WORST EVER, YOU STUPID FUKKIN JERK-FACE, YOU BIG DUMB BUTT-HEAD MEANIE, YOU DONāT EVEN GET HOW FREAKINā AWFUL THIS IS FOR ME, YOU SHITTY SHIT-SHIT! THIS UGLY-ASS PURPLE CORSA IS, LIKE, THE MOST HIDEOUS PIECE OF JUNK EVER, AND YOUāRE LAUGHING, YOU, YOUā¦ UGH, YOU FUKKIN DICK-WAD IDIOT! I HATE YOU SO MUCH, I HATE DADDY, I HATE THIS STUPID CAR, I HATE ALL THIS BULLSHIT! IāM, LIKE, SCREAMING MY LIL HEAD OFF INTO MY HELLO KITTY PILLOW RIGHT NOW, āCAUSE I DESERVE SOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS CRAP, AND NO ONE EVEN CARES, YOU BUNCH OF ASSHOLES! COCK! COCK! COCK! YOUāRE ALL FUKKIN COCKS, THIS CAR IS A NASTY COCK, THIS DAY IS A STUPID COCK, ALL THIS STUFF IS JUST A BIG FAT COCK! IāM, LIKE, THE BIGGEST PRINCESS EVER, AND YOUāRE ALL RUINING MY PERFECT LIFE, AND I HATE YOU ALL SO FREAKINā MUCH, YOU DUMB POOP-HEADS!
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