sometimes i talk, sometimes im quiet but im always listening.

Let’s go on vacation to eat a ton of good food and have hot hotel sex

words have so much weight. please be kind.

Learn to say “no” without feeling guilty.

I’m a simple human i see sunset and be instantly amazed every time

the point of having is giving

your sarcasm level matters

this

I wasn't made for a 9-5, I was made to be waiting for you to get home on my knees

the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry

the jump from 2019 to 2025 is insane

The older I get the more I realize everyone’s full of shit.

masturbates to the thought of you masturbating to me

little miss automatically goes silent when something hurts her feelings